Definitions by Detranova

SAT 

Stupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government.

@#$%! I got a 400 on my SAT, so now I'm a public servant!

SAT by Detranova July 29, 2003

Puff 

A magic dragon who lives inside my head. He bites my ear when he's happy.

"Hey, your ear's bleeding!"
"I know, Puff is happy!"

Puff by Detranova July 29, 2003

Puff the Magic Dragon 

A new blue man act.

Hey! The blue man group just did Puff the Magic Dragon! That's copyrighted material! Let's start a riot!

Puff the Magic Dragon by Detranova July 29, 2003

Name

A meaningless word assigned to you that lets people judge you before they know you.

Your name's Weniger? What a sh*thead!

Name by Detranova July 29, 2003

endlesscomplexity

The best site ever.

Go to www.endlesscomplexity.com!

endlesscomplexity by Detranova July 29, 2003

One 

The best Metallica song and the only number that is prime, but not prime.

1.One is the best!
2.One is the best!

One by Detranova July 29, 2003

Max Payne 

To dodge bullets while the camera spins around 360 degrees and with a major slow-down of time.

Whoa, Neo just pulled a Max Payne!

Max Payne by Detranova July 29, 2003