Derpy Leaf Horse's definitions

money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

bassters

v.

1. When one receives blisters from slapping the bass too hard.

Dennis is addicted to slapping his bass. Dennis' fingers are sore because has bassters. Dennis has a problem.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 16, 2017

Nintendude

n.
1. A character from the Nintendo universe.

e.g. Zelda, Peach, Samus, and Toad

Yoshi, Link, Pikachu, Kirby, and Mewtwo are the best Nintendudes in Super Smash Bros.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

weenie baby

Same as a beanie baby, but shaped like a wiener.

Kick that weenie baby over here, I need it for... reasons.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

Pweak

1. When you need a word to mean something inappropriate , but you're in front of your conservative parents.

2. Just means what it sounds like.

1. I pweaked my pants.
2. Jessica doesn't want to pweak today.
3. Everybody needs to get their pweak on every once in a while.

by Derpy Leaf Horse March 18, 2019

Grug

The name of a caveman.

Rhymes with rug.

Get over here Grug. I need you to make me a rug.

by Derpy Leaf Horse April 26, 2017

blondibrow

n.
A blonde unibrow. It's practically invisible in most cases.

I actually have a unibrow too. But it's just a blondibrow, so I'm better than you.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017