Derpy Leaf Horse's definitions

money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

grace note

n.
A musical term used to describe a micropenis of a note. A "son of a pitch" if you will.

I didn't play that grace note because you probably wouldn't have noticed if I played it anyways.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

blondibrow

n.
A blonde unibrow. It's practically invisible in most cases.

I actually have a unibrow too. But it's just a blondibrow, so I'm better than you.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

Nintendude

n.
1. A character from the Nintendo universe.

e.g. Zelda, Peach, Samus, and Toad

Yoshi, Link, Pikachu, Kirby, and Mewtwo are the best Nintendudes in Super Smash Bros.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

bassters

v.

1. When one receives blisters from slapping the bass too hard.

Dennis is addicted to slapping his bass. Dennis' fingers are sore because has bassters. Dennis has a problem.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 16, 2017

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Pweak

1. When you need a word to mean something inappropriate , but you're in front of your conservative parents.

2. Just means what it sounds like.

1. I pweaked my pants.
2. Jessica doesn't want to pweak today.
3. Everybody needs to get their pweak on every once in a while.

by Derpy Leaf Horse March 18, 2019