Definitions by Derpy Leaf Horse

Rob Water 

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

Rob Water by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Pweak

1. When you need a word to mean something inappropriate , but you're in front of your conservative parents.

2. Just means what it sounds like.

1. I pweaked my pants.
2. Jessica doesn't want to pweak today.
3. Everybody needs to get their pweak on every once in a while.

Pweak by Derpy Leaf Horse March 18, 2019

Nintendude 

n.
1. A character from the Nintendo universe.

e.g. Zelda, Peach, Samus, and Toad

Yoshi, Link, Pikachu, Kirby, and Mewtwo are the best Nintendudes in Super Smash Bros.

Nintendude by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

grace note 

n.
A musical term used to describe a micropenis of a note. A "son of a pitch" if you will.

I didn't play that grace note because you probably wouldn't have noticed if I played it anyways.

grace note by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

blondibrow 

n.
A blonde unibrow. It's practically invisible in most cases.

I actually have a unibrow too. But it's just a blondibrow, so I'm better than you.

blondibrow by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

money dumpster 

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

money dumpster by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

weenie baby 

Same as a beanie baby, but shaped like a wiener.

Kick that weenie baby over here, I need it for... reasons.

weenie baby by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017