by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017
When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:
"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019
by Derpy Leaf Horse April 26, 2017
1. When you need a word to mean something inappropriate , but you're in front of your conservative parents.
2. Just means what it sounds like.
2. Just means what it sounds like.
1. I pweaked my pants.
2. Jessica doesn't want to pweak today.
3. Everybody needs to get their pweak on every once in a while.
2. Jessica doesn't want to pweak today.
3. Everybody needs to get their pweak on every once in a while.
by Derpy Leaf Horse March 18, 2019
by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017
Dennis is addicted to slapping his bass. Dennis' fingers are sore because has bassters. Dennis has a problem.
by Derpy Leaf Horse November 16, 2017
by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017