Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

bassters

v.

1. When one receives blisters from slapping the bass too hard.

Dennis is addicted to slapping his bass. Dennis' fingers are sore because has bassters. Dennis has a problem.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 16, 2017

grace note

n.
A musical term used to describe a micropenis of a note. A "son of a pitch" if you will.

I didn't play that grace note because you probably wouldn't have noticed if I played it anyways.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

blondibrow

n.
A blonde unibrow. It's practically invisible in most cases.

I actually have a unibrow too. But it's just a blondibrow, so I'm better than you.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

Grug

The name of a caveman.

Rhymes with rug.

Get over here Grug. I need you to make me a rug.

by Derpy Leaf Horse April 26, 2017

Pweak

1. When you need a word to mean something inappropriate , but you're in front of your conservative parents.

2. Just means what it sounds like.

1. I pweaked my pants.
2. Jessica doesn't want to pweak today.
3. Everybody needs to get their pweak on every once in a while.

by Derpy Leaf Horse March 18, 2019

weenie baby

Same as a beanie baby, but shaped like a wiener.

Kick that weenie baby over here, I need it for... reasons.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017