Denis Baldwin's definitions

Trivial Pursuit

A wicked board game of question and answer. Now comes in 1st edition and Twentieth Century Edition

Forget Monopoly. I'm in the mood for something more challenging, like Trivial Pursuit!

by Denis Baldwin October 9, 2003

Smoking the Pinky

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

insuflatable

Able to be snorted up one's nose.

I love cocaine so much because it's easily insuflatable.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

modern primitive

A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include stretched earlobes, extreme tattooing and other modification.

On the Show "Mad Mad House", the modern primitive has stretched lobes and a body suit. His look is very tribal.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Movement

New name for the Detroit Electronic Music Festival, formerly DEMF.

I rolled face at DEMF last year.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Detroit River

The separating body of water between Detroit and Windsor, the Detroit River is crossable by the Windsor Tunnel or the Ambassador Bridge. Because of The Rouge, the river tends to be very dirty and stinky.

I once waded across the Detroit River.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

lindered

Being so fucked up that the only things that make sense are titties and techno. See linder for indentity of the man that brought this legend to life.

After 14 grams of cocaine and a fifth of Whiskey, I was lindered enough to fuck that fat slut I met at City Club.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003