Denis Baldwin's definitions

cokeheads

A group of cocaine users.

They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.

I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Cube Farm

A cluster of cubicles in an office. From the top down, they look like an art farm or bee nest, hiving productive little workers into their cells.

I'm glad I have my own office now, escaping the dreaded cube farm.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

West Coast Choppers

Company owned by Jesse James to produce custom choppers. Very famous pop culture brand these days.

Tyson owns a custom bike from West Coast Choppers

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Richie Hawtin

Also known as the plastikman, Richie Hawtin spins records in the class Detroit Techno sense. He also remixes other works.

Lately, however, he's been putting out things that are surprisingly dashboard and reznor, complete with whining vocals.

While I'm usually rocking out to hard drum and bass or jungle, I always have room to stop and listen to Richie Hawtin.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Absolut

A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.

Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Makeshift Patriot

A saying made famous by freestyle rapper Sage Francis, a Makeshift Patriot is someone who only is patriot when they have to be.

Where were all the flags before 9-11?

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

stomp a mudhole

To tear someone a new ass, to beat them to near death or to otherwise hurt someone to the point that they can not fight back.

When that little punk stole my beer, I could do nothing else but stomp a mudhole in his ass.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004