Denis Baldwin's definitions

City Club

This pretentious filthhole found in Detroit, MI that houses lame goths, dicks who can't dance, cocktease cumsockets and hot chicks with electrical tape over their nipples.

Well, it is open until 4 a.m. most nights, so I guess I have one reason to go to City Club. Well, maybe I'll get a hummer in the bathroom from that guy that screams New Order lyrics out at random.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

tribal

Any culture resembling pack behavior. Tribal is usually referred to in modern culture when referring to people who, as a group, are tattooed or modified to bare the look of african tribesman.

Tribal is also a form of tattooing that uses symmetrical patterns.

I was walking through the mall and saw a man walking around with stretched lobes looking very tribal.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Trivial Pursuit

A wicked board game of question and answer. Now comes in 1st edition and Twentieth Century Edition

Forget Monopoly. I'm in the mood for something more challenging, like Trivial Pursuit!

by Denis Baldwin October 9, 2003

michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

gophering

When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.

After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

player hater's ball

A formal celebration and award ceremony for player hater's everywhere.

Dave Chappelle is a player hater and this is his Player Hater's Ball.

by Denis Baldwin May 11, 2004

grease up your baby

From the song, "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet. Used to refer to putting makeup and expensive clothing on someone that is otherwise disgusting/unattractive.

Grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004