Demon Phoenix 1337's definitions

Hilary Duff

Talentless, with a bad voice and an obnoxious teen-queen attitude. Rival of the much hotter, much better breasted Lindsey Lohan. The only good thing about Duff is that if she's drunk enough, all you have to do is go to the same party as her to get some teen-queen ass, but not if you're too old.

See jailbait

Bob- "Hey guys, last night I got hammered and I fucked Hilary Duff!"

Tim- "Shit dude, how was it?"

Bob- "I dunno, I blacked. Ask one of the hundred other guys at the party, they all would be able to answer your question too."

Tim- "Ah shit, they all got arrested."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 January 1, 2005

ozzy osbourne

The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.

*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

Gangrenous Frogpenis

The hero of a comic in which a frog with a humble job as a shit scooper at a local vet's, comes in contact with radioactive feces and gets gangrene on his dick. He also gets superpowers such as the ability to mold said phallus into anything from a blunt death club to a functional LAAG antiaircraft gun, just liek the one in Halo, complete with seminal ammunition. But he only has three days with which to use his distorted tool to save the entire world from a messy death by the Concordia people.

Gangrenous Frogpenis is my hero! I want to be just like him!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 15, 2004

Emo Kid

FUCKING REJECTS who are pissed off at the world, sad, depressed, condescending, annoying, bad at life and sex and halo 2, and can't control their emotions to save their ass from anything. Usually looks at everyone else like they're from mars. Makes me want to puke and fucking kill them all. Almost as bad as brits.

There goes an emo kid! Quick Goose, you got the .357?

by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 29, 2005

San Diego

City that is blessed by God himself... repeatedly.

I want to go back to San Diego and stay there, permanently.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

embezzler

Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.

The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

bleeding ass liberal

A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.

Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004