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The Father of Metal.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
Get the ozzy osbournemug. This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.
The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004
Get the morning woodmug. An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.
I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004
Get the heroes of might and magic 3mug. The true epitome of fucking awesome.
Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.
Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.
Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
Get the static-xmug. Either
a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 14, 2004
Get the antiwar protestormug. The hero of a comic in which a frog with a humble job as a shit scooper at a local vet's, comes in contact with radioactive feces and gets gangrene on his dick. He also gets superpowers such as the ability to mold said phallus into anything from a blunt death club to a functional LAAG antiaircraft gun, just liek the one in Halo, complete with seminal ammunition. But he only has three days with which to use his distorted tool to save the entire world from a messy death by the Concordia people.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 15, 2004
Get the Gangrenous Frogpenismug. FUCKING REJECTS who are pissed off at the world, sad, depressed, condescending, annoying, bad at life and sex and halo 2, and can't control their emotions to save their ass from anything. Usually looks at everyone else like they're from mars. Makes me want to puke and fucking kill them all. Almost as bad as brits.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 29, 2005
Get the Emo Kidmug.