Demon Phoenix 1337's definitions
FUCKING REJECTS who are pissed off at the world, sad, depressed, condescending, annoying, bad at life and sex and halo 2, and can't control their emotions to save their ass from anything. Usually looks at everyone else like they're from mars. Makes me want to puke and fucking kill them all. Almost as bad as brits.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 29, 2005
Get the Emo Kidmug. Either
a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers
or
b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.
I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 14, 2004
Get the antiwar protestormug. The true epitome of fucking awesome.
Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.
Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.
Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
Get the static-xmug. 1) To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter.
2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.
3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.
4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.
3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.
4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
1) Devon teabagged his girlfriend Veronica, then for shits and giggles he teabagged his friend Barton. And Barton bit Devon's left testicle off and beat the shit out of him.
2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.
3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.
4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.
3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.
4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 April 10, 2005
Get the teabagmug. A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.
Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004
Get the bleeding ass liberalmug. Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
Get the embezzlermug. Talentless, with a bad voice and an obnoxious teen-queen attitude. Rival of the much hotter, much better breasted Lindsey Lohan. The only good thing about Duff is that if she's drunk enough, all you have to do is go to the same party as her to get some teen-queen ass, but not if you're too old.
See jailbait
See jailbait
Bob- "Hey guys, last night I got hammered and I fucked Hilary Duff!"
Tim- "Shit dude, how was it?"
Bob- "I dunno, I blacked. Ask one of the hundred other guys at the party, they all would be able to answer your question too."
Tim- "Ah shit, they all got arrested."
Tim- "Shit dude, how was it?"
Bob- "I dunno, I blacked. Ask one of the hundred other guys at the party, they all would be able to answer your question too."
Tim- "Ah shit, they all got arrested."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 January 1, 2005
Get the Hilary Duffmug.