antiwar protestor

Either

a. A peaceful, well-meaning, usually liberal protestor who does not like the idea of war and fears for the lives of children and the lives of our soldiers

or

b. An ultra-liberal, ultra-asshole who goes out and yells "Fuck Bush" or some other brain-surgery terms at the top of their lungs, before trying to beat up a police officer.

I've seen more of the b-types but i'm holding out hope that the a-types exist... somewhere...
a- "We're holding this demonstration to protest the iraq war. Kum ba Yah, my lord...."


b- "Someone shoot George W. Bitch! DIE REPUBLICANS! DIE! OW! QUIT HITTING ME WITH THAT DAMN BATON, COP SCUM!
by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 14, 2004
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morning wood

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 04, 2004
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heroes of might and magic 3

An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.
I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 19, 2004
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voltaire

Damn smart guy. One of the reasons that we have the good ol' United States of America these days.
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. " -Voltaire
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 19, 2004
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embezzler

Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.
The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 25, 2004
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cockvampire

refers to people, dude or bitch, who suck cock the way a vampire sucks blood, like they need it to live.
Chris is a cockvampire.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 February 28, 2004
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ass gremlin

when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 07, 2004
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