Definitions by Deathgrind > you
Westboro Baptist Church
A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.
Westboro Baptist Church by Deathgrind > you September 5, 2007
Chief Wiggum
Chief Wiggum by Deathgrind > you September 4, 2007
limewire
A file-sharing program that has a shitty search engine, and the files are usually mistagged, especially files that are rare or just leaked. Almost anything you type will bring up low-grade porn.
Person 1: "Hey, I just downloaded The Simpsons Movie on my laptop with Limewire. Wanna watch?"
Person 2: "I'd rather not, that's probably a mistagged file that's taking up a bunch of space on your hard drive."
Person 1: "Whatever. Your loss".
(opens movie up just to see a gay sex video)
Person 1: "AGGHH!! My eyes!! Fuck you Lamewire!!"
Person 2: "I'd rather not, that's probably a mistagged file that's taking up a bunch of space on your hard drive."
Person 1: "Whatever. Your loss".
(opens movie up just to see a gay sex video)
Person 1: "AGGHH!! My eyes!! Fuck you Lamewire!!"
limewire by Deathgrind > you September 1, 2007
Alf
If you're 93 years old, you should know who Alf is. Actually, you should know who Alf is if you at least lived in the 80's. Even the 90's.
For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.
For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.
Danny: "I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD."
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"
Alf by Deathgrind > you August 30, 2007
blactivist
A black activist that shares their ideas by taking action, mostly on their distaste for the white man. A blactivist MUST be of African descent.
Synonyms: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, nigger
Synonyms: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, nigger
I'd start a group to defend the white person, but I'm afraid a blactivist will rat me out and get me arrested.
blactivist by Deathgrind > you August 10, 2007
Puddle of Mudd
A pathetic attempt by Fred Durst to revitalize grunge used around late 2001-early 2002. The band had very little potential and just wrote carbon copy radio friendly material. Nirvana is obviously their biggest influence. Apparantely, they only had like two hit songs, "Blurry" and "She Hates Me", and their 2003 album "Life In Display" was ignored and nobody gave a shit about it.
Puddle of Mudd by Deathgrind > you November 4, 2006