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Mr. Hankey

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007
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limewire

A file-sharing program that has a shitty search engine, and the files are usually mistagged, especially files that are rare or just leaked. Almost anything you type will bring up low-grade porn.
Person 1: "Hey, I just downloaded The Simpsons Movie on my laptop with Limewire. Wanna watch?"
Person 2: "I'd rather not, that's probably a mistagged file that's taking up a bunch of space on your hard drive."
Person 1: "Whatever. Your loss".
(opens movie up just to see a gay sex video)
Person 1: "AGGHH!! My eyes!! Fuck you Lamewire!!"
by Deathgrind > you September 1, 2007
mugGet the limewiremug.

diamond merchant

1. Someone that sells diamonds.

2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.
1. That diamond merchant ripped me off good.

2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"
by Deathgrind > you November 5, 2007
mugGet the diamond merchantmug.

Blaxis of Evil

Three evil, racist hypocrites that support only black people and have a strong hatred towards the white folk.

Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan
Avoid the Blaxis of Evil at all costs, and don't be brainwashed by them if you're black.
by Deathgrind > you October 3, 2007
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whalecore

A "genre" of music used to describe bands with at least one album in which the cover artwork displays a whale. This is a popular tag used amongst music sites such as last.fm.

Albums that fit this description:
"Leviathan" by Mastodon
"From Mars to Sirius" by Gojira
"The Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab
When they couldn't find an accurate classification for Mastodon's "Leviathan", fans took hold of the cover art and thus defined it as whalecore.
by Deathgrind > you March 16, 2009
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old milwaukee

Piss in a bottle. No wonder it's so cheap. Favored among the lower-class person.
Jeff: "I brought the booze for the party."
Tim: "Not Old Milwaukee again. Spend your welfare check on some of the good shit for once."
by Deathgrind > you November 29, 2007
mugGet the old milwaukeemug.

Billy Ray Cyrus

A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!

Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"

-Bill Hicks
by Deathgrind > you May 3, 2008
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