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Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.
by Deathgrind > you October 6, 2007
Get the narrow urethramug. A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.
by Deathgrind > you September 5, 2007
Get the Westboro Baptist Churchmug. This definition applies to two people.
1. George H.W. Bush, the 41st president of the United States. He only ran for one term from 1989 to 1992, during the time of Operation Desert Storm.
2. George W. Bush, 43rd president, son of H.W. A dumbass Texan-wannabe (he was actually born in Connecticut) that won a rigged election in 2000. He makes up his own words, he couldn't find a WMD even if he was standing on top of it, he lies to the public like it's a paying job, and he looks like a chimpanzee. It's a disgrace to even compare Dumbya to a chimp, because chimps are smart. Dumbya isn't. It's even rumored that Bush is a racist and that he has strong ties with the Bin Laden family. He is also a killer of the U.S. troops by sending them to a war in Iraq. Thousands have died just because of Dumbya's mistakes. Finally, he put the U.S. in bankruptcy (over a trillion dollars!). I swear that if it wasn't for his daddy, he would be in the zoo by now.
1. George H.W. Bush, the 41st president of the United States. He only ran for one term from 1989 to 1992, during the time of Operation Desert Storm.
2. George W. Bush, 43rd president, son of H.W. A dumbass Texan-wannabe (he was actually born in Connecticut) that won a rigged election in 2000. He makes up his own words, he couldn't find a WMD even if he was standing on top of it, he lies to the public like it's a paying job, and he looks like a chimpanzee. It's a disgrace to even compare Dumbya to a chimp, because chimps are smart. Dumbya isn't. It's even rumored that Bush is a racist and that he has strong ties with the Bin Laden family. He is also a killer of the U.S. troops by sending them to a war in Iraq. Thousands have died just because of Dumbya's mistakes. Finally, he put the U.S. in bankruptcy (over a trillion dollars!). I swear that if it wasn't for his daddy, he would be in the zoo by now.
by Deathgrind > you September 15, 2007
Get the George Bushmug. A file-sharing program that has a shitty search engine, and the files are usually mistagged, especially files that are rare or just leaked. Almost anything you type will bring up low-grade porn.
Person 1: "Hey, I just downloaded The Simpsons Movie on my laptop with Limewire. Wanna watch?"
Person 2: "I'd rather not, that's probably a mistagged file that's taking up a bunch of space on your hard drive."
Person 1: "Whatever. Your loss".
(opens movie up just to see a gay sex video)
Person 1: "AGGHH!! My eyes!! Fuck you Lamewire!!"
Person 2: "I'd rather not, that's probably a mistagged file that's taking up a bunch of space on your hard drive."
Person 1: "Whatever. Your loss".
(opens movie up just to see a gay sex video)
Person 1: "AGGHH!! My eyes!! Fuck you Lamewire!!"
by Deathgrind > you September 1, 2007
Get the limewiremug. A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007
Get the Mr. Hankeymug. A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007
Get the Carlos Menciamug. by Deathgrind > you September 4, 2007
Get the Chief Wiggummug.