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whalecore

A "genre" of music used to describe bands with at least one album in which the cover artwork displays a whale. This is a popular tag used amongst music sites such as last.fm.

Albums that fit this description:
"Leviathan" by Mastodon
"From Mars to Sirius" by Gojira
"The Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab
When they couldn't find an accurate classification for Mastodon's "Leviathan", fans took hold of the cover art and thus defined it as whalecore.
by Deathgrind > you March 16, 2009
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Billy Ray Cyrus

A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!

Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"

-Bill Hicks
by Deathgrind > you May 3, 2008
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aides

Another word for assistants, helpers, etc.

Shouldn't be used in public speaking, as it can confuse people with AIDS.
When Jared Fogle told everyone that he used aides to help him lose all of that weight, along with making a program to give aides to everyone, he was sentenced to execution.
by Deathgrind > you January 6, 2008
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NASCAR

A so-called sport in which the most physical activity involved is turning the steering wheel left for four hours. That's all there is to it, no skill whatsoever. And if the driver turns right, a crash occurs.

Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.
Hey Darrell! Quit duct taping the whole damn porch down and watch some NASCAR with us!
by Deathgrind > you January 1, 2008
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old milwaukee

Piss in a bottle. No wonder it's so cheap. Favored among the lower-class person.
Jeff: "I brought the booze for the party."
Tim: "Not Old Milwaukee again. Spend your welfare check on some of the good shit for once."
by Deathgrind > you November 29, 2007
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diamond merchant

1. Someone that sells diamonds.

2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.
1. That diamond merchant ripped me off good.

2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"
by Deathgrind > you November 5, 2007
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Mr. Hankey

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007
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