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Mr. Hankey

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007

Westboro Baptist Church

A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.

Westboro Baptist Church is a nightmare for the sane, leftist people of America.

by Deathgrind > you September 5, 2007

narrow urethra

A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.

Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.

by Deathgrind > you October 6, 2007

Hinder

Another reason why I gave up listening to most modern rock. Think Nickelback to the second power. Austin Winkler is what happens when you put Chad Kroeger and give him some helium. The music is your generic and formulatic three cord rock that's too predictable. Most of its fanbase consists of NASCAR fans, right wing hicks, and Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers.

Radio DJ: "Up next, we're going to play 'Lips of an Angel' by Nickelback...shit, I mean, Default, damnit, what's that band called again? Oh yeah, Hinder. Actually, fuck that shitty music, it all sounds the same. Let's play Soundgarden instead, at least they had some creativity."

by Deathgrind > you October 19, 2007

Billy Ray Cyrus

A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!

Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.

I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"

-Bill Hicks

by Deathgrind > you May 3, 2008

old milwaukee

Piss in a bottle. No wonder it's so cheap. Favored among the lower-class person.

Jeff: "I brought the booze for the party."
Tim: "Not Old Milwaukee again. Spend your welfare check on some of the good shit for once."

by Deathgrind > you November 29, 2007

Blaxis of Evil

Three evil, racist hypocrites that support only black people and have a strong hatred towards the white folk.

Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan

Avoid the Blaxis of Evil at all costs, and don't be brainwashed by them if you're black.

by Deathgrind > you October 3, 2007