Daz's definitions

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz May 13, 2005

fadgehammer

The art of hammering fadge

I got fadgehammered last night, i cant walk now

by daz December 18, 2004

scummer

Anyone from southampton

You scummer

by daz April 2, 2004

bundlescump

its the fellin u get wen u get ur mega drive bk
n uve finaly played on streets ov rage agen
n then u stay up till 1/2 2 in the mornin playin mortal kombat 1 n 2 and power rangers

as seen abouv . it can not be discribed only exaples ov it given as it is a feeling

by daz April 5, 2004

Mansarino

To own something small and slighly pathetic.

You should have seen that porno, he was talking the talking and walking the walk, but as soon as he whipped out his Crunné on it was Mansarino, she didn't know whether to stick a cocktail stick through it or suck it.

My car is Mansarino, it broke down 8 times on the way to Andorra.

by Daz September 22, 2004

Clatt

To have sexual relations with a certain person. Shag. Bonk.

How nice is she!? I'd love to clatt her Bovobuar thogg. however she's plain Fexy, I don't stand a chance.

I clatt her all night last night, and when I woke up this morning we Clatt again!

He lied, he said she Clatt him.

Do you want to clatt me?

by Daz September 22, 2004

Dorigo

To be really overrated in any situation.

Named after footballer Tony Dorigo.

Everyone said the band that were playing tonight were amazing, I thought they were Dorigo.

Have you heard from Julie? She said her lay last night was Dorigo.

by Daz September 22, 2004