DAZ's definitions

Tunnocks

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!

by Daz September 22, 2004

stinky bridge

flap of skin dividing a womans pussy and her arse hole

jany likes me to cross the stinky bridge

by DAZ July 25, 2004

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been previously occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers Z-burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
I had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz March 8, 2005

poobah

Used in expressions of bewilderment or frustration.

What the poobah?

by daz November 28, 2003

Spippy Kwazz

To be obviously mad and very crazy. Especially in public places. To be sane challenged.

The tramp just ran at me screaming with his guitar in one hand and half bottle of white lightening in the other, I just stood there petrefied, however once he had reached me he simply leant across and asked me for 5 pence. He was, for sure Spippy Kwazz.

by Daz September 19, 2004

bundlescump

its the fellin u get wen u get ur mega drive bk
n uve finaly played on streets ov rage agen
n then u stay up till 1/2 2 in the mornin playin mortal kombat 1 n 2 and power rangers

as seen abouv . it can not be discribed only exaples ov it given as it is a feeling

by daz April 5, 2004

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz May 13, 2005