DaynaS's definitions

hump the bump

This funny little saying was created by my sweetie during my pregnancy. And it was to have sex laying over my tummy in about my 5th or 6th month..and being horny its more then a lot of fun..

.....Aww come on Jake..its been days...lets Hump the Bump...and I will make us waffles..how that for a deal??

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

Stupifyin Jones

This is based on the widly overdrawn creative and overtly sexual comic strip of Al Capp.And it would be when you complete destroy your budget and look so fabulous that everyone is stupified into being wordless and motionless.In the broadway musical Lil Abner based on Dogpatch USA, Stupifyin Jones was played by Julie Newmar (tv'sCatwoman)

I am not eating for 2 weeks but when i went to the new restaurant in this amazing Versace i definitely inflicted some cosmically fatal Stupifyin Jones.

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

horny

MEN---from 8yrs old till the rocks hit the lid..

gee i met a guy who actually was not horny..and the flowers were very nicely arranged..i hope the food at the wake is good..do you think they will have an open bar??

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

Hot Dog Cystitis

A generation removed from honeymoon cystitis and cucumber sex,but basically it's using a nice long wide hot dog for all the reasons that are all to obvious. Its also tons of fun if you put then back in the fridge...

Gosh this Ampicillan its ruining my stomach...it wasn't worth peeing blood and getting Hot Dog Cystitis..but hey do you still have a Costco card??

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

Michoacán mohawk

basically a bikini wax on a Mexican girl.

Lupe walked bow legged to the party that was a fierce Michoacán Mohawk she got..owieee...pinche...painful.

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

JimI HenDriX

Jimi Hendrix remains ahead of his time way past his all to unfortunate death.he paralyzes,inspires and defines evocative music. My mom played his music endlessly hence I his Voodoo Child.

If you have Jimi HenDrix and Janis Joplin you have a complete music collection.

by DaynaS March 27, 2008

pro Iraq war documentary

After seeing such well made movies as VALLEY OF ELAH, and WAR WITH OUT END I was kind of searching for pro Iraq war documentary's
seems to me that the Republicans could get Halliburton to fund something..

With the hours or compelling movies on the current war i kind of would like to see a pro Iraq war documentary....i guess the current administration didn't anticipate how sending the bulk of the movie going public to war might create bad press..and of course military families are so disregarded that they might not have extra money for that kind of stuff..

by DaynaS March 24, 2008