DaynaS's definitions

double back door conversation

When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.

'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

by DaynaS March 30, 2008

skatepark bigots

Skatepark bigots are people who either resent a skate park near their house and try to subvert it or who vote constantly against any and all public funds to create them. Unfortunately they also have no clear idea as to what to offer kids in replacement and if you look very closely you will find very few overweight skateboarders!(for you skateboard bigots that would be a clue you just read).

" I can not believe for the third time in a row that the skatepark bigots voted the park down..it costs more to buy Kevlar for all the school teachers then the park would ever cost..."

by DaynaS March 2, 2008

Skateboard Park

A Skateboard park is a area of land devoted to the art and form of Skateboarding, Generally its concrete requires little of no upkeep and supplies a broad section of that city's kids and teens with a place to skate more or less safely.In general i have seen very few problems associated with these parks beyond the spiteful rumors of the Skate park bigots,I think every library area should have a skateboard park nearby,To my knowledge no kid who is dedicated to skateboarding has ever shot up his Math class...

" lets drop the kids off at the Skateboard park..and get some shopping done..I never worry about Kimberly getting hit by a car if she skates there.."

by DaynaS March 2, 2008

charity fuck

under the broad definitons a charity fuck can also be mercy sex, or pity sex but in general its a situation where you are having sex cause there is not gracious way out of it or the recipient might actually benefit. kind of like sexual euthanizia.

gosh that was the most pathetic case of a charity fuck i have ever had to supply. but i dont want his death on my conscience...it was mercy sex and then some..

by DaynaS March 21, 2008

horny

MEN---from 8yrs old till the rocks hit the lid..

gee i met a guy who actually was not horny..and the flowers were very nicely arranged..i hope the food at the wake is good..do you think they will have an open bar??

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

Nail Polish

Mutli colored fluid from Hell! Nail Polish comes in a wide array or colors and costs. It's also close to impossible for a normal female human to consistently apply with anything close to acceptable results. It is placed in stores globally so as to infuriate women equally

out of pure boredom i did my nails...and you can see that this nail polish was not where close to even looking like any one under the age of 6 had put it on..what the heck??

by DaynaS February 28, 2008

ATM confessional

When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.

" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."

Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....

by DaynaS May 28, 2008