Definitions by David from Kingsbury

cut the cheese 

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?

Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!

cut the cheese by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

winnits by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

doings 

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.

Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.

doings by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

widdle 

do a wee wee

That bloody dog's just widdled on the kitchen floor again

widdle by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

drop one 

to fart, frequently as a surprise to others rather than with an aural warning

Blimey, what's that smell- have you just dropped one?

drop one by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

let off

Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted

Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.

let off by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

bombay welsh 

Comparing the way British Indians speak with the Welsh accent

Those new neighbours speak very good Bombay Welsh

bombay welsh by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003