bumf

Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.

I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

make a smell

Polite term my family uses for a fart, usually a silent one of unknown origin.

David, have you just made a smell again?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

furry hoop

Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

by David from Kingsbury October 15, 2005

oyster

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

by David from Kingsbury August 26, 2007

ehh ehh

child's name for poo, based on grunting sound one makes at times when going 'ehh, ehh'.

'Does Johnny want to go on his potty to do his ehh ehhs?'

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

windy

Nice word parents use in front of children for a fart

Abigail:'Giles dear, wind down the window, I think Guy's done another windy'
Giles:'Are you sure that wasn't you Abigail?'

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

raspberry tart

Cockney rhyming slang for fart, long abbreviated to blow a raspberry, few realise the origin.

Blimey Arfur, did you 'ear that raspberry tart the 'orse just blew orff?

by David from Kingsbury October 15, 2005