crot

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.

'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

bubble and squeak

Rhyming slang for a Greek. Usually abbreviated to bubble.

Bloody area's crawling with bubbles nowadays

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

potty mouth

Someone who likes to swear and cuss just for the fun and bravado of it.

Don't speak to me like that, you potty mouth.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

noggies

English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.

'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

do me a lemon

Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.

"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."

by David from Kingsbury April 13, 2006

whoopsie

Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.

Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!

by David from Kingsbury November 12, 2003