Definitions by David from Kingsbury

jimmy britts 

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.

Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!

jimmy britts by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

third world briefcase 

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.

You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.

third world briefcase by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

keich 

Scottish word for poo/have a poo. I thought I'd never find another new word for it, but here's one.

I must awa' an' have a keich mon!

keich by David from Kingsbury January 27, 2004

windy 

Nice word parents use in front of children for a fart

Abigail:'Giles dear, wind down the window, I think Guy's done another windy'
Giles:'Are you sure that wasn't you Abigail?'

windy by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

let one go 

To do a fart

Gee dude, is that the drains or did you just let one go?

let one go by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

make a smell 

Polite term my family uses for a fart, usually a silent one of unknown origin.

David, have you just made a smell again?

make a smell by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

whoopsie 

Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.

Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!

whoopsie by David from Kingsbury November 11, 2003