blood claat

Jamaican term for not a very nice person, how they say 'blood cloth' ie sanitary towel.

'im blood claat maaaan

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

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flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

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Polite term my family uses for a fart, usually a silent one of unknown origin.

David, have you just made a smell again?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

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Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

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Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

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child's name for poo, based on grunting sound one makes at times when going 'ehh, ehh'.

'Does Johnny want to go on his potty to do his ehh ehhs?'

by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

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Blimey Arfur, did you 'ear that raspberry tart the 'orse just blew orff?

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