text me

When you want someone to text you on your cell phone a "Txt Msg" (Text Message)

Hey John text me with the football game scores..

by David May 14, 2004

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

by David June 17, 2003

chewd

An uncircumsized chode (penis with no shaft)

When My roommate gets drunk he passes out with chewd in hand!

by David March 18, 2004

anticipate

to expect

I anticipate you to be here on time.

by david May 27, 2003

cop it

Australian term, used primarily when playing table soccer. Invoked whenever a memorable or important goal is scored.
Must be delivered menacingly, low pitched and through gritted teeth.
The better the goal, the more forceful and drawn out the phrase has to be

Dave scores goal on Sam.
'Cop-eeeerrrrrrtttttt!'

by David April 04, 2005

General studies

Stupid pointless suck-fest. Sucks so bad it could suck start a land rover.

Dude, im not gonna bother with General studies today, it sucks too much.

by David November 12, 2004