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spin doctor

A person who works in public relations, usually for a political party who spins news stories round for the benefit of that party.
The pound may have lost %20 of its value against the $ but lets report this as a great help in making our exports cheaper.
by David June 6, 2005
mugGet the spin doctormug.

beretta

An italian gun company who are famous for making probably the best semi-automatic 9mm pistol ever, the 92FS.
I shot that cunt in the head with my beretta and painted the walls with his brains.
by David March 26, 2003
mugGet the berettamug.

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.
by David October 27, 2003
mugGet the loping the mulemug.

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
by David October 27, 2003
mugGet the spanking the monkeymug.

g unit

Rap group made up of 50 cent, Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, and Game. 50, lloyd and yayo are from the East coast, Game is from the Westside (compton, cali) and Buck is from the South.
g unit are the best rappers lyrically and beat wise.
by David June 2, 2004
mugGet the g unitmug.

Deppe

1. A mythical maiden who suffers from fears of attachment.

2. A fun-loving and caring midwesterner that has been placed in the Deep South and is making the best of every moment.
Last night I saw a Deppe and it was the best time ever. This Deppe took my keys away so I would not drive home drunk.
by David December 3, 2004
mugGet the Deppemug.

omgs

Bastardized form of omg, which is a bastardized form of oh! Often used by Asians with poor English (in my experience), but also used by others
Omgs, maybes I go to the market todays keke
by David May 13, 2005
mugGet the omgsmug.

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