David 's definitions

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003

insect

A really small animal that is an invertebrate. Some insects are pests. Others can be helpful. For example, bees make useful products like honey and wax.

There are insects in my house.

by David March 7, 2004

jewish skills

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

by David January 15, 2005

aren't I

The proper way to say ''ain't I''. ''Aren't I'' means ''am I not''.

Don't say ''ain't I''. ''Aren't I'' is correct. I'm in my car, aren't I.

by David March 6, 2004

Gerg

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.

That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.

by David December 2, 2003

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

Restroom

A room in a public place with sinks and stalls. There's a men's room and a ladies' room.

Have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.

by David December 7, 2003