David 's definitions

Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

by david November 20, 2003

pussy prude

a boy who has never seen a pussy in person and or has never touched one, licked one, and had never stuck his shit in one.

Nick is such a pussy prude that it's sad.

by david October 9, 2004

big bang

A sound that was heard when the hot water heater turned off and the shower water got cold.

My hot water heater is broken.

by David June 10, 2004

squeez

Your new girlfriend.

Matt: Hey where's your squeez?
Me: She's not here right now.
Matt: You gonna bone her?
Me: Hell yeah!

by David October 3, 2004

.50AE

The .50 Action Express. A calibre of pistol ammunition first used by the Desert Eagle, which is manufactured by the gun company Magnum Research.

I blew that cunt away with my .50AE.

by David March 26, 2003

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by David November 8, 2003

fudge cakes

it's basically a crazy word that should be used only when u really must... For the word fuck. I have used a total of 134.334 times

holy fudge cakes (insert blank situation)

by David November 21, 2004