David's definitions

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

by David June 17, 2003

killemall

A short, brusque, unambiguous phrase uttered softly or screamed aloud during moments of stressful or joyous rage. A determined, unequivocal statement of purposeful and intentional violence, leading to both necessary hell-bent ferocity and cathartic happy resolution.

"Hey Jimmy, those punks just torched your car!" "What?!! KILLEMALL!!!!"

by David February 6, 2004

mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.

Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.

by David December 2, 2003

Foogasm

The act of having an orgasm brought on by eating

The chicken Caciatore was so wonderful I had a foogasm!

by David November 21, 2004

tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004

DANCERBATE

to dance furiously and repeatedly

Man I dancerbate way too much. I got to stop or i'll get hurt

by david March 9, 2005

paparazzi

Journalists who chase celebrities. (This is a mainstream word but submitted as a subtle variation from ambulance chaser.)

Princess Di was killed in an auto accident while being chased by paparazzi.

by David October 13, 2003