David's definitions

douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

by David October 11, 2005

cheatingowanie

english word cheating mixed with polish ending simply meaning cheating

daniel, ja widze cheatingowanie.

by David February 22, 2005

insects

Really small animals that are pests. Most insects are pests. ants, cockroaches, beetles, termites, and flies are all insects. Spiders are not insect. Spiders are arachnids.

I think their class is studying insects.

by David March 6, 2004

lagomorph

Rabbit, hare or pika

Bugs Bunny b 1 whack lagomorph, no wa um sain?

by david June 16, 2003

Merck

A big babushka on a womans crotch
AKA Fur Burger

Dude, I was totally gonna fuck that girl but then she pulled down her pants an she had a huge merck

by David November 18, 2004

interoperability

The ability of a component to work well with other components, even if those components are made by different companies (or other entities). Often used to describe a computer software component that uses standard interfaces, file formats, etc. to work with well with industry standards.

Windows' printer driver architecture allows a PC to have great interoperability with a wide variety of printing devices.

by David October 19, 2003

carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

by David October 27, 2003