David's definitions

Asshole

Anyone who hasn't had the privilegdes you had during your upbringing. Anyone who hasn't gone to an I.V.League university or was graduated after 4-5 years in an accredited college. Anyone who hasn't gotten ahead because of where their uncle or father placed them in a second or third generation family business. People who don't maintane membership in a White Suppremist or Gentleman's Country Club. A person Ugly, Sad or Ignorant with which people don't want to bother. But above all if you agree with this you are an arrogant snobbish hopeless asshole and your misleading, out-of-touch family has the worst of Karma.

I can not appreciate the struggle of the middle and lower classes therefore I am an 'asshole'.

by David August 6, 2007

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007

schwaz

adj. to be gay and love the cox

alex is schwaz

by david November 9, 2006

Zabaneh

Definition: Really Rich People. originated in palestine. Decendants of a noble and royal bloodline.

"I want to be just like a Zabaneh."

by david November 9, 2006

The Andrea Agassi

When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.

For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi".

by david November 9, 2006

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other

I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.

by David November 9, 2006

usy

a massive orgy for jewish teenagers

David went to usy and h.u with two girls at the same time

by david November 9, 2006