David's definitions

Early Doors

Early doors refers to any situation where someone arrives earlier than is customary for an event. Its meaning is not restricted to drinking binges gone horribly wrong

"The Queen's Head will be busy at lunch with all those bikers there."

"Yes, we'd best get there early doors and grab a table."

by David October 21, 2003

syrup

an disassociative/hallucenogenic drink made with one bottle of extra strength robotussin, one shot of rum and vodka, and a jolly rancher.

"sippin on some syrup" or "man paul(dj paul) slow this shit down im of that syrup"

by David April 14, 2003

United Countries of the World

Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become the United Countries of the World and it would become a world nation. There would be no more war. Antarctica would just become a single country owned by the United Countries of the World.

Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.

by David December 7, 2003

face time

to serve time in jail

my brother faced time for smoking weed

by David June 17, 2003

booby bang

The act of thrusting one's dick in between the rather larger breasts of female. Also called a titty fuck.

I booby banged my girlfriend last night.
Timmy's so fat he could booby bang himself.

by David June 18, 2006

insects

Really small animals that are pests. Most insects are pests. ants, cockroaches, beetles, termites, and flies are all insects. Spiders are not insect. Spiders are arachnids.

I think their class is studying insects.

by David March 6, 2004

cheatingowanie

english word cheating mixed with polish ending simply meaning cheating

daniel, ja widze cheatingowanie.

by David February 22, 2005