Davester75's definitions
The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"
Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?
Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...
Guy 1: did they find your stash?
Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.
Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...
Guy 1: did they find your stash?
Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.
Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
by Davester75 March 15, 2013
Get the Don't drone me, bro!mug. Guy 1: Dave's dog was just licking his dick, then licked your hand!
Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...
Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...
by Davester75 August 9, 2012
Get the nonballsmug. When you go to sleep at night, and wake up the next day and find your bank account frozen, your bank branch closed and the online bank site shut down. It is the joy of getting corzined on a more widespread scale. When and if your bank reopens, you will likely find most of your current account balance gone.
Don't worry though, the systemically important people (ie - not you) would have been tipped off and would have moved all of their funds out of the bank in advance.
Eurotrash finance ministers have used the mediterranean island of Cyprus as the template for robbing bank depositors to prop up the zombie western finance economies, in March of 2013. Coming soon to a nation that uses fractional reserve banking near you!
Don't worry though, the systemically important people (ie - not you) would have been tipped off and would have moved all of their funds out of the bank in advance.
Eurotrash finance ministers have used the mediterranean island of Cyprus as the template for robbing bank depositors to prop up the zombie western finance economies, in March of 2013. Coming soon to a nation that uses fractional reserve banking near you!
Did you hear about Steve? He had his retirement nest egg in a savings account, and was trying to scrape by on social security and interest. He thinks he's about to get Cyprused as his bank apparently went under, and the FDIC is flat broke!
Hope he likes dog food.
Hope he likes dog food.
by Davester75 March 31, 2013
Get the Cyprusedmug. When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....
by Davester75 August 18, 2013
Get the dog shrapnelmug.