Definitions by Davester75
not my first rodeo
An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.
Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.
Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
not my first rodeo by Davester75 July 4, 2012
corzined
When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.
This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".
Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".
Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.
Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.
Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.
Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.
Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.
Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012
Bathroom 180
When you walk into a public restroom, and immediately have to turn around 180 degrees and walk out due to some foul stench.
Occurrences are enjoyed when you repulse someone, as you're still sitting on the throne conducting your business.
Occurrences are enjoyed when you repulse someone, as you're still sitting on the throne conducting your business.
I was dropping a deuce at work and I heard someone come in the bathroom and almost choked. They quickly did the bathroom 180.
Bathroom 180 by Davester75 November 27, 2011
Malaise
A sense of dread, discomfort or unease about the future. Whether it be self-illness, or some other personal, possibly catastrophic event.
Malaise by Davester75 September 4, 2009