Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Davedale

Scheiss-schegander

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin

I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.

by Davedale July 31, 2019

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porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .

I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

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Shituned

Someone who is trying to be nice to a date and ends up trapped in a room or car while listening to the shittiest tune they have ever had to endure. The Carpenters , Ed Sheehan, Michael Bolton ; nothing is too low to get trapped with someone else’s horrible music taste

I was in a date with the hottie , and she puts in this Ed Sheehan tune that was awful; I was totally shituned.

by Davedale August 7, 2019

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Cracksnackler

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns

The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler

by Davedale August 6, 2019

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Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

by Davedale August 12, 2019

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