Davedale 's definitions

Chodachocker

Someone who gags on a penis with very wide girth .

They had to bring that chodachocker to the ER because she choked on her boyfriends schlong

by Davedale August 7, 2019

Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

by Davedale August 4, 2019

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Rollerama queen

A frequently overweight effeminate male who is no good at it but loves to rollerscate.

We saw Claud Gordado at the Rollerama doing the disco , he’s a rollerama queen

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Cracksnaggler

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .

Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...

by Davedale August 4, 2019

Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

by Davedale August 5, 2019

Complishit

A pandering , totally condescending PC compliment directed at usually a small child but occasionally a woman; common when kids call in NPR talk show, struggle through dumb question and then hosts fawn all over them.

I was listening to NPR when this not very bright 6 year old called in and asked what “cacaluda” meant ; the hosts started wildly kissing up, natch, paying them a total complishit

by Davedale July 28, 2019