Davedale 's definitions

Chodachocker

Someone who gags on a penis with very wide girth .

They had to bring that chodachocker to the ER because she choked on her boyfriends schlong

by Davedale August 7, 2019

Fraint

A taint that is messed up, either fecal stained, gnarly looking or just too small.

I was about to go down on this chick , but when I saw her fraint I bailed, told her I had to jet.

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Rollerama queen

A frequently overweight effeminate male who is no good at it but loves to rollerscate.

We saw Claud Gordado at the Rollerama doing the disco , he’s a rollerama queen

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

by Davedale August 5, 2019

Cracksnaggler

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .

Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...

by Davedale August 4, 2019

Tongueplunger

Someone who can stiffen their tongue enough to bury it at least three inches into someone’s anus. Can b of either sex or orientation but reported to be most common amongst millennial males who change under a towel tent but stare at naked boomers at the gym. Often accompanied by top button of golf shirt buttoned.

They had a clip on pornhub that was gross, some freak buried his tongue into an old cops ass. He was a tongueplunger.

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Shockdongladier

A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.

Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier

by Davedale August 25, 2019