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Nosewhose 

A ho who uses her large nose to stimulate men’s anuses , frequently burying them well beyond the anal rectal verge
That nosewhose u picked up at the Burger King stuck her nose so far up Fred’s ass he claims it made him go in a coughing jagg
Nosewhose by Davedale August 25, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Slang term for someone who does sexual favors in exchange for cocaine.
"That nosehoe has a busted face."
nosehoe by Nasty_Nate January 31, 2008

nosewise 

up the nose; nasally.
taking glue nosewise is solvent abuse
nosewise by zeibura November 10, 2006

Nosehole 

A mild swearword, commonly used in suburban areas to refer to the word asshole. One can use this word if the subject in question is incredibly nasal in speech. Literally means nostril.
Elven is such a nasal nosehole. In fact, when he spoke to me the other day, all I could hear was "nasal nasal nasal."

You're a lying nosehole. That's like a nosehole's nosehole.
Nosehole by Rocky the Protractor March 18, 2008

Nosehole 

A mild swearword, commonly used in suburban areas to refer to the word asshole. One can use this word if the subject in question is incredibly nasal in speech. Literally means nostril.
Elven is such a nasal nosehole. In fact, when he spoke to me the other day, all I could hear was "nasal nasal nasal."

You're a lying nosehole. That's like a nosehole's nosehole.
Nosehole by Rocky the Protractor March 19, 2008

notewhore 

One who will stop at nothing to get your notes, general tutorial work and templates. They may pretend to like you, but in reality they are only after one thing, your notes
General signs of notewhores include they:
- think their top shit
- player - wear a college jacket
- think they are a famous rapper
- go on about how smart you are (particularly if they make refer to "hermione")
- have "cookie time"
- their nick name is short for chlamydia, and their cool with that
- tell you that you have a good body
- never make time for you our of class
- have a busy life but seem to cruise through
- never really pay you proper attention, constantly texting other girls whilst talking to you
- do promo work
- fail constitutional law
- bitch about you and other behind their back
- engage in typical douche like behaviour
a whore who enjoys getting it up the nostrils. very freaky. invented in a seventh-grade math class...ALMOST FOUR YEARS AGO.
look at carey! what a nosewhore! haley told me that she's nothing but a trollop
nosewhore by haley&carey November 1, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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