Definitions by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits
scenic
Shady or sketchy. A situation that will seriously fuck up one's plans. Sometimes awkward and a little trippy.
A scenic situation.
Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.
The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.
Scenic mofos.
Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.
The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.
Scenic mofos.
scenic by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007
nuts and bagels
That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!
nuts and bagels by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007
Spruzer
A little bebop of a person. One who bops around town with a little mop head. A rat-like person worthless to society worthless to his body. Most likely listens to the band, Phish.
Some of them can be found working at Sound Studios.
Some of them can be found working at Sound Studios.
The little spruzer ran into the room like a spider monkey and then grabbed his bong and headed for the trees. You spruze you lose, spruzer.
Watch out, the spruzer is coming.
Watch out, the spruzer is coming.
Spruzer by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007
Storefront Jenius
A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.
Ready for success.
Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.
Storefront Jenius by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
hurlyburlesque (HBS)
The ultimate of a chill. One who is cool within himself, and within his drugs. To follow in the footsteps of Eddie from Hurlyburly minus the tumult.
HBS, that cat is hurlyburlesque, hes got that swagger about him. I am in the best way chilling, full-on hurlyburlesque (HBS).
hurlyburlesque (HBS) by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
Pocket Jacks
To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.
Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.
Pocket Jacks by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
Stromgarden
One who walks with the wind. Loose plans. Feeling it, going with it. One who mucks up the night because of his or her's lackluster approach to nighttiming.
Similar to wolf tickets.
Similar to wolf tickets.
Jane and her stromgarden ways, I knew she'd fuck us over. Fuckin' Billy is stromgardening all night...fuckin' stromgardener.
Stromgarden by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007