Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits's definitions

Guile! GULLET!

A punch to the stomach or throat or mind. Trickery is used in this endeavor, however, the feeling is far too intense.

GUILE! The men came home their house. Everything is gone. GUILE!!!!!
The copy told the man to step out of the car. He clubbed him in the gullet and then in the stomach. GUILE! Gullet! took over.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

swidgent

Something good. Cool, exciting, miraculous.

Swidgent, I am gonna get that raise. Looks like its gonna be a swidgent situation.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits December 25, 2007

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

dickens

(noun) Any kind of a law enforcement officer who can levy a buzzkill. A cop, etc.

There's a dickens on your left. Turn right, mofo.
Lookout...Dickens!
Dicken's on your left, hit it.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Zeibrut

Similar to a stinson. One who has a sly way about them. Also can be silly and a little brutish.

The zeibrut entered the bar. He was quiet, had a thin mustache and zeibruted his way around the tiny corners.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

scenic

Shady or sketchy. A situation that will seriously fuck up one's plans. Sometimes awkward and a little trippy.

A scenic situation.

Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.

The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.

Scenic mofos.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007