Stromgarden

One who walks with the wind. Loose plans. Feeling it, going with it. One who mucks up the night because of his or her's lackluster approach to nighttiming.

Similar to wolf tickets.

Jane and her stromgarden ways, I knew she'd fuck us over. Fuckin' Billy is stromgardening all night...fuckin' stromgardener.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 27, 2007

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 27, 2007

yogered

V: To be in the act of doing yoga. OR

ADJ: To be weathered from too much yoga.

Has Xena called since she yogered?

Can you go to the movies with me tonight...sorry, I'm all yogered out.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits April 03, 2008

dickens

(noun) Any kind of a law enforcement officer who can levy a buzzkill. A cop, etc.

There's a dickens on your left. Turn right, mofo.
Lookout...Dickens!
Dicken's on your left, hit it.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 27, 2007

urban dictiongnarly

One who is obsessed with the urban dictionary. To view the UD at a rapid pace.

A king of the UD.

Damn, that can is urban dictiongnarly, he slurs his profound and made up words like a champ.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 30, 2007

Sluece

to steal an actual object or just shadily maneuver yourself out of a situation

You shady little McGuillacuddy...you slueced your way out of that guile of a situation.

That fucker sleuced my entire bag of grungle.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits March 16, 2009

McRisk

To take a more powerful and guile-like risk.

The cop pulled over Timmy. Timmy was fed him. He took a McRisk and fled the scene.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007