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Definitions by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits

Shady or sketchy. A situation that will seriously fuck up one's plans. Sometimes awkward and a little trippy.
A scenic situation.

Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.

The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.

Scenic mofos.

nuts and bagels 

One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.
That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!
A little bebop of a person. One who bops around town with a little mop head. A rat-like person worthless to society worthless to his body. Most likely listens to the band, Phish.

Some of them can be found working at Sound Studios.
The little spruzer ran into the room like a spider monkey and then grabbed his bong and headed for the trees. You spruze you lose, spruzer.

Watch out, the spruzer is coming.

Storefront Jenius 

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.

hurlyburlesque (HBS) 

The ultimate of a chill. One who is cool within himself, and within his drugs. To follow in the footsteps of Eddie from Hurlyburly minus the tumult.
HBS, that cat is hurlyburlesque, hes got that swagger about him. I am in the best way chilling, full-on hurlyburlesque (HBS).

Pocket Jacks 

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.
Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

Stromgarden 

One who walks with the wind. Loose plans. Feeling it, going with it. One who mucks up the night because of his or her's lackluster approach to nighttiming.

Similar to wolf tickets.
Jane and her stromgarden ways, I knew she'd fuck us over. Fuckin' Billy is stromgardening all night...fuckin' stromgardener.