22 definitions by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 27, 2007

urban dictiongnarly

One who is obsessed with the urban dictionary. To view the UD at a rapid pace.

A king of the UD.

Damn, that can is urban dictiongnarly, he slurs his profound and made up words like a champ.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 30, 2007

Sluece

to steal an actual object or just shadily maneuver yourself out of a situation

You shady little McGuillacuddy...you slueced your way out of that guile of a situation.

That fucker sleuced my entire bag of grungle.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits March 16, 2009

Guile! GULLET!

A punch to the stomach or throat or mind. Trickery is used in this endeavor, however, the feeling is far too intense.

GUILE! The men came home their house. Everything is gone. GUILE!!!!!
The copy told the man to step out of the car. He clubbed him in the gullet and then in the stomach. GUILE! Gullet! took over.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007

Storefront Jenius

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.

There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 27, 2007

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007

Tap Dancin on Ice

To be on eggshells. A nervous, mcrisky situation.

Trying to set up that 5some and I am tap dancin on ice here!
Bradford was tap dancin on ice when he asked out his friend of seven years, Gloria.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 30, 2007