Spruzer

A little bebop of a person. One who bops around town with a little mop head. A rat-like person worthless to society worthless to his body. Most likely listens to the band, Phish.

Some of them can be found working at Sound Studios.

The little spruzer ran into the room like a spider monkey and then grabbed his bong and headed for the trees. You spruze you lose, spruzer.

Watch out, the spruzer is coming.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 29, 2007

urban dictiongnarly

One who is obsessed with the urban dictionary. To view the UD at a rapid pace.

A king of the UD.

Damn, that can is urban dictiongnarly, he slurs his profound and made up words like a champ.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 30, 2007

Sluece

to steal an actual object or just shadily maneuver yourself out of a situation

You shady little McGuillacuddy...you slueced your way out of that guile of a situation.

That fucker sleuced my entire bag of grungle.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits March 16, 2009

dickens

(noun) Any kind of a law enforcement officer who can levy a buzzkill. A cop, etc.

There's a dickens on your left. Turn right, mofo.
Lookout...Dickens!
Dicken's on your left, hit it.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 27, 2007

yogered

V: To be in the act of doing yoga. OR

ADJ: To be weathered from too much yoga.

Has Xena called since she yogered?

Can you go to the movies with me tonight...sorry, I'm all yogered out.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits April 03, 2008

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 27, 2007

Zeibrut

Similar to a stinson. One who has a sly way about them. Also can be silly and a little brutish.

The zeibrut entered the bar. He was quiet, had a thin mustache and zeibruted his way around the tiny corners.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits September 26, 2007