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Sluece

to steal an actual object or just shadily maneuver yourself out of a situation
You shady little McGuillacuddy...you slueced your way out of that guile of a situation.

That fucker sleuced my entire bag of grungle.
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Spruzer

A little bebop of a person. One who bops around town with a little mop head. A rat-like person worthless to society worthless to his body. Most likely listens to the band, Phish.

Some of them can be found working at Sound Studios.
The little spruzer ran into the room like a spider monkey and then grabbed his bong and headed for the trees. You spruze you lose, spruzer.

Watch out, the spruzer is coming.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007
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Stromgarden

One who walks with the wind. Loose plans. Feeling it, going with it. One who mucks up the night because of his or her's lackluster approach to nighttiming.

Similar to wolf tickets.
Jane and her stromgarden ways, I knew she'd fuck us over. Fuckin' Billy is stromgardening all night...fuckin' stromgardener.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
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scenic

Shady or sketchy. A situation that will seriously fuck up one's plans. Sometimes awkward and a little trippy.
A scenic situation.

Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.

The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.

Scenic mofos.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007
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hurlyburlesque (HBS)

The ultimate of a chill. One who is cool within himself, and within his drugs. To follow in the footsteps of Eddie from Hurlyburly minus the tumult.
HBS, that cat is hurlyburlesque, hes got that swagger about him. I am in the best way chilling, full-on hurlyburlesque (HBS).
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
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nuts and bagels

One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.
That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007
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urban dictiongnarly

One who is obsessed with the urban dictionary. To view the UD at a rapid pace.

A king of the UD.
Damn, that can is urban dictiongnarly, he slurs his profound and made up words like a champ.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 18, 2007
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