scenic

Shady or sketchy. A situation that will seriously fuck up one's plans. Sometimes awkward and a little trippy.

A scenic situation.

Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.

The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.

Scenic mofos.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007

Stromgarden

One who walks with the wind. Loose plans. Feeling it, going with it. One who mucks up the night because of his or her's lackluster approach to nighttiming.

Similar to wolf tickets.

Jane and her stromgarden ways, I knew she'd fuck us over. Fuckin' Billy is stromgardening all night...fuckin' stromgardener.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

Storefront Jenius

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.

There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

Chillin Thick

Relaxing at the fullest. The chillest of chill.

Went to work, got the sack, came home, and I'm chillin thick. Willowby decided to leave that chick at the house and now he's chillin thick.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits December 27, 2007

McRisk

To take a more powerful and guile-like risk.

The cop pulled over Timmy. Timmy was fed him. He took a McRisk and fled the scene.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

swidgent

Something good. Cool, exciting, miraculous.

Swidgent, I am gonna get that raise. Looks like its gonna be a swidgent situation.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits December 25, 2007

Spruzer

A little bebop of a person. One who bops around town with a little mop head. A rat-like person worthless to society worthless to his body. Most likely listens to the band, Phish.

Some of them can be found working at Sound Studios.

The little spruzer ran into the room like a spider monkey and then grabbed his bong and headed for the trees. You spruze you lose, spruzer.

Watch out, the spruzer is coming.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007