Dave K's definitions

corn fed

Referring to a person with naturally large sex characteristics

a.k.a. naturally large breasts, or a naturally large penis

1. Oh my god! did u see the breasts on that girl?
Yeah, she must've been corn-fed

2. Holy shit, this guy's dick is huge!
Yup, he's corn fed

by Dave K July 6, 2005

jersey slide

when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion

Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway

That guy scared the shit out of me when he did a jersey slide in front of me.

by Dave K July 23, 2004

california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide

Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit

by Dave K July 23, 2004

quint

The Quint Truck is both a Pumper Truck and a Ladder Truck. "Quint" means "five" and this truck has five main items: 1. a pump, 2. water tank, 3. hose, 4. ground ladders, and 5. an aerial ladder.

Fair Lawn Fire Co. 2 has a quint, and they are truckie wannabies...'specially Zak

by Dave K July 23, 2004

Tip Whore

1. A person who intentionally spends an elaborate amount of time taking drink orders from a table that is tipping extremely well at that time.

2. May or may not be at the loss to other servers.

Adam is a fucking tip whore. He keeps hanging around that guy who is throwin money around.

by Dave K October 15, 2004

jewsians

Jews who are very strict in the way they follow judaism

aka. Orthodox jews, ultra-orthodox jews

Origin of word: A south park episode term that was adapted by myself

I went to synagouge today and hung out with my jewsian friends

by Dave K November 3, 2004

extreme apple picking

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it

We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking

by Dave K January 16, 2004