Dave's definitions

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

Steeple

Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.

Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.

I'm going to steeple you so bad.

Watch out for the steeple!

This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.

I'm going to steeple you.

by Dave March 4, 2003

-chan

Used in japanese language, after a person's name, often used to represent friendship or affection.

My recommendation is that you use it, sparingly, with a person of the opposite gender which you are attracted to, or already dating (for example). It should be used sparingly because he/she may not get it and may ensue egopatriotic attitudes against you for your multicultural behavior.

"*hugs* Lita-chan! ^.^"

by Dave January 14, 2004

hinampak

a person with a name Mark Baclay... who lives in carcar cebu and just got off from college -university of san carlos. he wants to be the best of the best architect of the universe... can't beat that huh!

your such a hinampak!

by dave December 30, 2003

lolt

A spin-off of the word lol, derived from the softdrink Lilt, which used the slogan 'the totally tropical taste'. Has been used by roughly three people in the entire world. Ever.

N00b: hey man i heard the chicken crossed the road TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Ch00b: LOLT THE TOTALLY TROPICAL TASTE!!!~

by Dave December 30, 2004

lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

Super Loco Pelirojo

If I was a wrestler that would be my name. His finisher would be the 810 splash and he would dominate the lucha libre world.

Super Loco Pelirojo is a ladies man.

by Dave November 25, 2003