Dave's definitions

Bill Clinton

42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.

"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

compustore

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com

CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.

by Dave July 8, 2004

shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

by Dave June 19, 2004

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003

wetwaded

Silly pronunciation of the word "retarded". Although supposedly said in this way by a mentally-retarded person, it can be used for random obvious purposes considering its meaning.

"Sorry, I'm wetwaded."

by Dave January 14, 2004

Communist-Nazi

Same thing if you stop and think about it.

"What? Communism & nazism aren't exactly good things in life. Where's the money?"
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

roll deep

Used to describe having sex with a fatty.

Last night I was so hard up I had to roll deep.

by Dave December 16, 2004