Dave's definitions

stolichnya

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

by Dave January 21, 2004

malank

To go out of your way to be in a posistion to pointedly ignore someone.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.

e.g. Robin walked a different way to lectures in order to malank Bill.

"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"

by Dave March 21, 2005

yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.

"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF

by Dave March 28, 2004

Gaybat

Device which once beaten with causes homosexuality. See also, Ugly Tree

Yeah, he's been beaten with the gaybet.

by Dave December 19, 2003

Erd

To Erd; noun; to pull an Erd is to say something extremely stupid yet clever and isightful whilst leaving the world of idiots behind and having them basque in glory. Example...

"I remember when I in year 7 and was young, free & black" - Erd, in Year 11...

by Dave January 11, 2005

dictator

1. Any head of state or a popular movement that does not allow Western Imperialists to rape and pillage his or her country, provides adequate healthcare and education, doesn't offer up their people was sweatshop labor, does not fall into the embrace of the IMF, Worldbank, WTO and serves the wrong national interest, that of the people of his or her nation as opposed to those of Western multinational corporations.

Alexandre Lukashenko is a dictator because people in Belarus aren't starving and illiterate in the name of the corporate defined "free" market, while Islam Karimov in Uzbekistan, who boils political opponents alive and imprisons their mothers, is a man of democracy.

by dave May 13, 2005

minister for fun

would define a moody and miserable woman (normally refering to your wife/partner)

tony - are you going out on the piss tonight dave? dave - i better phone the minister for fun and just clear it with her first

by dave November 25, 2004