Darrin May's definitions

harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.

by Darrin May December 26, 2017

rustysusan

When you sex up your woman and then make her eat the used condom

My girl was rushed to the EMR when she choked on the rustysusan she was eating!

by Darrin May October 22, 2004

nacka

Someone who sticks it in the wrong hole during intercourse.

The Sherminator is a nacka, yo!

by Darrin May July 22, 2003

Check the Box

This is a game drunk guys play at the bar. Each guy tries to hook up with a girl of a different race or look. Such as white, black, asian, south american, indian, ect. Also boxes may include blonde, brunette, redhead, ginger, or black hair. Not a very nice game but one guys play.

Joey tried to check the box when he went for that asian chunker!

by Darrin May December 13, 2013

Chache

Some dude who thinks that he is overly awesome. He looks awesome, but will treat a woman very bad and then feel good about himself.

I can't believe that dumb girl is falling for that chache! He is fake. That chache has nice clothes but will treat her like crap.

by Darrin May January 25, 2013

hookdick

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

by Darrin May October 20, 2007

big black chuck

Huge african american man who will kick your ass if he comes home and finds you making out with his girlfriend on the couch.

Darrin was making out with booty-call on her couch when Big Black Chuck lumbered in. Big Black Chuck will have his way with you in more ways than one!

by Darrin May June 3, 2007