Darnville's definitions

Sonic Fan Fiction

A 13 year old, in their mother's basement writing sonic fan fiction.

Jimmy's cooking up another Sonic fan fiction, i wonder what it is...

by Darnville January 28, 2021

virtual boy

The Virtual Boy Released in August 1995, was infamous for having headaches or potential seizures, it lasted until March 1996, making it the shortest lived console by Nintendo

Jimmy's playing on the virtual boy, he's having a stroke and puking blood

by Darnville January 29, 2021

EB GAMES

EB GAMES is the Canadian gamestop

Jimmy went to EB GAMES, and hes stuck in canada

by Darnville February 22, 2021

windows vista gadgets

Gadgets that where on windows vista and windows 7, but discontinued. (windows vista gadgets)

Jimmy got some gadgets, windows vista gadgets you suppose

by Darnville February 16, 2021

nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

by Darnville February 4, 2021

Ryan's Toy Review

Ryan's Toy Reviews the money machine.

Ryan's Toy Review is Mr. Krabs

by Darnville March 22, 2021

playstation 5

If you though the PS3 was expensive at launch think again, the playstation 5s expensive (until a price drop)

Jimmy can't afford the playstation 5.

by Darnville February 5, 2021