Sonic Fan Fiction

A 13 year old, in their mother's basement writing sonic fan fiction.

Jimmy's cooking up another Sonic fan fiction, i wonder what it is...

by Darnville January 28, 2021

playstation 5

If you though the PS3 was expensive at launch think again, the playstation 5s expensive (until a price drop)

Jimmy can't afford the playstation 5.

by Darnville February 05, 2021

n64 controller

The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)

Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.

by Darnville February 10, 2021

The Bit Wars

Nintendo and Sega competing in The Bit Wars, the greatest war in video game history.

Jimmy joined The Bit Wars, not the navy.

by Darnville February 09, 2021

smoll pp big imagination

when your pp so smoll you imagination grows 20 tetrameters.

Jimmy has a smoll pp big imagination.

by Darnville April 23, 2021

Sega 32x

The Sega 32x, Released in 1995, was a add-on to the Sega Genesis, to enhance the game-play. However it was a failure, it failed due to 2 reasons, Sega wanted to expand the life cycle of the Genesis. And coming near to the release to the Sega Saturn Releasing holiday 95'

Jimmy's playing the Sega 32x, he has no friends now.

by Darnville February 02, 2021

virtual boy

The Virtual Boy Released in August 1995, was infamous for having headaches or potential seizures, it lasted until March 1996, making it the shortest lived console by Nintendo

Jimmy's playing on the virtual boy, he's having a stroke and puking blood

by Darnville January 29, 2021