Definitions by Dark Dave

Cunt Tree 

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.

"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.

Cunt Tree by Dark Dave October 14, 2019

Trumping 

Doing something incredibly stupid for completely selfish reasons that are meant to harm or neglect others to get the approval of assholes.

He mixed his own poop in the cake batter for his ex-s wedding because his buddy told him it would be funny? That douchebag is just trumping everything in his life, isn't he?

Trumping by Dark Dave June 4, 2019

thump fuck 

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.

"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."

thump fuck by Dark Dave December 1, 2016

Shit Nipple 

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.

"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"

Shit Nipple by Dark Dave May 17, 2013

Republicunt 

Any female during the 2012 election that voted for Mitt Romney even though doing so would send her vagina back to the Stone Age.

"Barb voted for Romney? I hope she likes wearing a chastity belt for life. Stupid republicunt."

Republicunt by Dark Dave December 15, 2012