Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

Lickophant

Similar to a sycophant, a lickophant gets what she/he wants by orally pleasuring someone for personal gain

"That lickophant was so quick to get what she wanted, she didn't even bother with kneepads"

by DanoNYC September 20, 2011

Douche-nicity

A measurement of how much of a douchebag someone is.

The bars at the Jersey Shore reek of douche-nicity.

by DanoNYC January 12, 2010

Drunkfectionate

Affection shown based solely on one's inebriation

That woman at Nightcrawler's was all over you last night.
- Nah, she wasn't into me. She was just being drunkfectionate.

by DanoNYC November 03, 2010

Idiotwich

Describes being surrounded by people who are less-than-brilliant.

Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.

See: 'First Chest'

In the middle: "Everytime I go to Three of Cups Lounge, I wind up being the meat in an idiotwich!"

At either end: "How the hell did I become a slice of bread in this idiotwich?"

by DanoNYC January 05, 2010

Rumplefucked

The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze

I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!

by DanoNYC May 07, 2009

Past Call

Much like 'last call' in a bar, this is when you're notified of a past opportunity where someone once had interest in hooking up, but you were unaware.

I ran into my high school lab partner. She's married now, but told me how much she wished I made a move back then. How's that for a past call?

by DanoNYC April 25, 2010