DanoNYC's definitions

Rumplefucked

The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze

I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!

by DanoNYC May 7, 2009

deceleration trauma

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.

"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"

by DanoNYC January 17, 2010

Douche-nicity

A measurement of how much of a douchebag someone is.

The bars at the Jersey Shore reek of douche-nicity.

by DanoNYC January 12, 2010

Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause

Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."

by DanoNYC February 3, 2010

Idiotwich

Describes being surrounded by people who are less-than-brilliant.

Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.

See: 'First Chest'

In the middle: "Everytime I go to Three of Cups Lounge, I wind up being the meat in an idiotwich!"

At either end: "How the hell did I become a slice of bread in this idiotwich?"

by DanoNYC January 5, 2010

Funjack

The act of diminishing the fun time had by others, either by design or circumstance.

See also: funjacker and funjacked

I thought we'd never stop laughing, but then Dave's stupidity was a sudden funjack

by DanoNYC June 22, 2011

nipotism

Favoritism shown or patronage granted to a person or persons with impressive nipples

JD didn't hire LA for her brains or pouring skills.
It was pure nipotism.

by DanoNYC March 1, 2011