Lickophant

Similar to a sycophant, a lickophant gets what she/he wants by orally pleasuring someone for personal gain

"That lickophant was so quick to get what she wanted, she didn't even bother with kneepads"

by DanoNYC September 20, 2011

Funjack

The act of diminishing the fun time had by others, either by design or circumstance.

See also: funjacker and funjacked

I thought we'd never stop laughing, but then Dave's stupidity was a sudden funjack

by DanoNYC June 22, 2011

Idiotwich

Describes being surrounded by people who are less-than-brilliant.

Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.

See: 'First Chest'

In the middle: "Everytime I go to Three of Cups Lounge, I wind up being the meat in an idiotwich!"

At either end: "How the hell did I become a slice of bread in this idiotwich?"

by DanoNYC January 05, 2010

Ginfluencer

Someone who drives another to drink.
At a time where being an influencer became a thing, a Ginfluencer has existed for decades.

It's not that I enjoy drinking, it's just that I'm dating a Ginfluencer.

by DanoNYC April 16, 2021

Miggs'd

The art of flinging ones bodily fluids at another person or object, with a sharp flick of the wrist. Created in honor of Miggs in Silence of the Lambs for his semen-flinging scene

After I masturbated, I Miggs'd her in the grill with my nut

by DanoNYC August 27, 2006

Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause

Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."

by DanoNYC February 03, 2010

nipotism

Favoritism shown or patronage granted to a person or persons with impressive nipples

JD didn't hire LA for her brains or pouring skills.
It was pure nipotism.

by DanoNYC March 01, 2011