Douche-nicity

A measurement of how much of a douchebag someone is.

The bars at the Jersey Shore reek of douche-nicity.

by DanoNYC January 12, 2010

deceleration trauma

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.

"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"

by DanoNYC January 17, 2010

FirstChest

-Used to describe being sandwiched between two stupid, cheap, drunk or otherwise undesirable people

Reference to Monopoly's first Community Chest space between Baltic and Mediterranean (the two cheapest properties)

When sitting at a bar and you're flanked by ugly people or losers on both sides: "How the hell did I become FirstChest?"

by DanoNYC September 30, 2009

Rumplefucked

The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze

I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!

by DanoNYC May 07, 2009

Fauxword

A word that is made up for some purpose and used so often, it's actually accepted as part of the vernacular, without much question.

"Come down before Halloween for our SPOOKTACULAR candy sale!"

Spooktacular would be the fauxword

by DanoNYC October 31, 2010

JagerBombed

The act of getting wasted by drinking too many JagerBombs - a drink made by dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass of RedBull.

Dude, I went to Duff's Bar last night for a night cap and before I knew it, I was JagerBombed!

by DanoNYC May 07, 2009

Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

by DanoNYC January 13, 2010