Definitions by DanoNYC
Douche-nicity
Douche-nicity by DanoNYC January 12, 2010
Idiotwich
Describes being surrounded by people who are less-than-brilliant.
Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.
See: 'First Chest'
Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.
See: 'First Chest'
In the middle: "Everytime I go to Three of Cups Lounge, I wind up being the meat in an idiotwich!"
At either end: "How the hell did I become a slice of bread in this idiotwich?"
At either end: "How the hell did I become a slice of bread in this idiotwich?"
Technically Reclined
Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.
Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"
"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
Technically Reclined by DanoNYC January 3, 2010
FirstChest
-Used to describe being sandwiched between two stupid, cheap, drunk or otherwise undesirable people
Reference to Monopoly's first Community Chest space between Baltic and Mediterranean (the two cheapest properties)
Reference to Monopoly's first Community Chest space between Baltic and Mediterranean (the two cheapest properties)
When sitting at a bar and you're flanked by ugly people or losers on both sides: "How the hell did I become FirstChest?"
FirstChest by DanoNYC September 30, 2009
Rumplefucked
Rumplefucked by DanoNYC May 7, 2009
JagerBombed
The act of getting wasted by drinking too many JagerBombs - a drink made by dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass of RedBull.
JagerBombed by DanoNYC May 7, 2009
drunkalicious
Adjective to describe someone gets more attractive the more you drink.
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate
drunkalicious by DanoNYC February 28, 2007