19 definitions by Dannyanniebeaufanny

AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.

"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation

by Dannyanniebeaufanny January 31, 2009

Wii Chi

The positive power force in a good game of Wii.

OMG! He is completely fucking up my Wii Chi!!! I can't even play with him in the same room.

by Dannyanniebeaufanny February 17, 2010

Ducked Up

Mainly for females. Happens after a full weekend of partying and ones feet are badly injured to where she waddles due to severe pain.

"OMG, it was such a great weekend. We were all over downtown and lost the car. Man, I am so ducked up.... I can't put shoes on."

by Dannyanniebeaufanny June 17, 2009

NFB

No Fucking Bueno; When something is REALLY bad and needs to be corrected now.

Nurse, "The doctor said that dog's platelet count is NFB and it needs blood now!"

by Dannyanniebeaufanny January 31, 2009

Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by Dannyanniebeaufanny July 2, 2010

Wi-Denied

What happens when you try ( and sometime succeed, briefly ) to pirate a neighbor's or a HotSpot's wireless connection.

Can also be used when your own PC acts up and does not cooperate with the Wi-Fi connectivity.

During my 2 hour lay-over in LAX, my computer Wi-Denied me. All I could do was play solitaire. :(

by Dannyanniebeaufanny March 5, 2009

Faux-Locks

Tightly curly hair that gathers together, though able to be washed and brushed out.

I sported Faux-Locks all summer just because I was too lazy to style my hair.

by Dannyanniebeaufanny January 5, 2010