Danno's definitions

free beer

beer that is without compensation... Usually a sign of good luck.

"I just got a bunch of free beer"

by Danno March 28, 2005

dick dog

A derogitory term used twords a person or object.

Man your ride is dick dog!

by Danno March 20, 2005

Elija

Coolest guy in the old testiment... Look him up...

Some Guy: Aw crap... I just lost the hammer in the river!

Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...

Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!

Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*

by Danno March 28, 2005

Strange Brew (n)

Movie from 1983 about two canadian brothers that accidentaly gave away their Dads beer money. They attempt to land some free beer and end up with a job at the brewery and get tangled in the most rediculous plot to rule the world.

Joe: Hey mary I just saw "Strange Brew"

Mary: Do me NOW!!! ...eh?

by Danno March 28, 2005

there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

cafetorium

A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.

"Let's go to the cafetorium for dinner and get some ass-fries."

by danno November 22, 2004

liberal (n)

A person lacking in moral convictions, tending to react irrationally and often ignorantly with regard to any formal argument involving anything they dissagree with. Do not waste time trying to come up with rational explinations, as it is a waste of time and far less satisfactory than a firm backhand to the smacker.

"Pull your head out of your ass, you sound like a liberal"

by Danno March 28, 2005