Danno's definitions

donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 1, 2005

backyard barbecue

when a woman is on her hands and knees and you come up from behind and baste her meat with your sauce

when I saw Tammy washing the floor on all fours I suddenly had the urge for a backyard barbecue! Sizzlin' !!!!

by danno August 7, 2004

soap red balls

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.

Oh man i got soap red balls!

by Danno April 4, 2005

dick dog

A derogitory term used twords a person or object.

Man your ride is dick dog!

by Danno March 20, 2005

POV on the whole sitch

A shortened and very lame way of saying, "Point of view on the whole situation." It is lifted from the movie Slackers, when Cool Ethan (Jason Schwartzman) is talking to the female lead and being generally annoying, as he is the entire movie.

I just wanted a girls POV on the whole sitch...

by Danno April 6, 2005

Feces

Means poo poo, but can also be baby mice.

I heard they found feces in the boys locker room...

What are feces?

Baby Mice!

Ewwwwww!!!

by Danno April 6, 2005

black and white chap

A badger (Meles meles). Often used in cirlces where the word "Badger" carries superstition, in much the same way that thespians use the term "the scottish play" instead of macbeth.

see also Alan Shearer and queer fella

"it is very seldom that a black and white chap follows the Green Cross Code"

by danno May 28, 2004