DannY's definitions

5.0 syndrome

Having a piece of shit mustang that wont start and has 5 horsepower.

Hey Mr. Malogne you must have the 5.0 syndrome.....nice car (quuuuueeeeeffff)

by danny February 25, 2003

Readergasm

What happens when two deaf people cohabitate

Chaim Readergasmed when she removed her hearing aid.

by Danny February 17, 2004

burn the money

The act of revealing the ending to a movie and/or event (especially something that relies upon the ending to create suspense & drama), thereby making it unwatchable.

(Derived from the movie A Simple Plan - and, if you haven't seen it, well, I just burned the money)

Jackass: "Man, if I was A Simple Plan, I wouldn't burn the money, those idiots."
Foil: "Wait...they burn the money at the end? Thanks Jackass, way to burn the money."

by Danny January 15, 2004

alvir

a woman who does many womanly things.

You are such an Alvir when you wear that outfit Sam.

by danny January 28, 2004

the danny

the pinnacle of awesomeness, an unattainable goal. the object of a quest for perfection.

if i work hard every day, perhaps before i die i will be able to reach the danny.

by danny December 11, 2004

shmuji

wack, all beat up, acting Stupid

yo your jersey is shmuji.

ayo ur kicks are shmuji as hell.

Yo why u acting shmuji as hell.

by Danny December 5, 2004

Metrosexual

A man that takes care of himself and takes pride in the way he looks and appears to be gay, but is in denial of his own sexuality.

straight man in denial of his homosexuality

by Danny May 13, 2005