Dangerous G's definitions

hangover

What I have today. But I WON'T be going to Hardees

Today I have a hangover because I got drunk last night

by Dangerous G April 14, 2004

spit roast

A 3-some involving 2 guys and a girl - one guy goes 'heads' the other 'tails', you figure it out!

Guy 1: I'll go in the mouth...
Guy 2: ...and I'll go in the peach (or chocolate)
Girl: Mmmphngggghmpph!!!

by Dangerous G February 8, 2004

Hardees

A shit fastfood joint that sells rancid burgers drenched in sauce and minging fries that taste like soap. I always seem to eat from there when I'm hungover though...

I just ate some Hardees because I got shit-faced last night and it seemed like a great idea at the time. I now feel as though I've been licking a dogs anus. Pretty sure I'll be shitting for a week now...

by Dangerous G April 13, 2004

Mongolian Navy

Something I don't think actually exists

Random person: Hey, do the Mongolians have a Navy?
Me: Fucked if I know, mate
Random person: Oh, thanks anyway
Me: Whatever

by Dangerous G April 12, 2004

Shower Rescue

A game. When a girl is taking a shower, you burst in and 'rescue' her, take her to 'safety'

(Girl taking shower, I burst in)

Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine

by Dangerous G April 13, 2004

Samoan

Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living

Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans

by Dangerous G March 28, 2004

tackle bag

Any 'undesirable' female you manage to score with, one that you can practice all your moves on (and any dirty stuff) for when you manage to hook up with a hottie, the idea being that no matter how bad/dirty you were, you're not really looking to hook up this particular girl again

Guy 1: Mate, that chick you took home last night was nasty
Guy 2: I know, she was a tackle bag

by Dangerous G February 7, 2004