Definitions by Dangerous G

King Roberts 

A brand of cheap, nasty, mass-produced alcohol. They do vodka, gin, white rum and scotch whiskey... well, an attempt at them anyway - all shitty poison. The worst hangover of your life will ensue should you drink enough of this crap

Good for cleaning paint brushes

King Roberts by Dangerous G April 18, 2004

hangover 

What I have today. But I WON'T be going to Hardees

Today I have a hangover because I got drunk last night

hangover by Dangerous G April 14, 2004

Shower Rescue 

A game. When a girl is taking a shower, you burst in and 'rescue' her, take her to 'safety'

(Girl taking shower, I burst in)

Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine

Shower Rescue by Dangerous G April 13, 2004

Hardees 

A shit fastfood joint that sells rancid burgers drenched in sauce and minging fries that taste like soap. I always seem to eat from there when I'm hungover though...

I just ate some Hardees because I got shit-faced last night and it seemed like a great idea at the time. I now feel as though I've been licking a dogs anus. Pretty sure I'll be shitting for a week now...

Hardees by Dangerous G April 13, 2004

Mongolian Navy 

Something I don't think actually exists

Random person: Hey, do the Mongolians have a Navy?
Me: Fucked if I know, mate
Random person: Oh, thanks anyway
Me: Whatever

Mongolian Navy by Dangerous G April 12, 2004

cabbage soup diet 

What fat people go on to lose weight. Apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your shit 20 times more rancid. My ex-boss was on one for a couple of months - he'd go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. The place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls

Workmate: Oh dear, Lynchy's just gone into the bogs with the paper
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...

cabbage soup diet by Dangerous G April 12, 2004

Samoan

Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living

Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans

Samoan by Dangerous G March 28, 2004