Dangerous G's definitions

Mongolian Navy

Something I don't think actually exists

Random person: Hey, do the Mongolians have a Navy?
Me: Fucked if I know, mate
Random person: Oh, thanks anyway
Me: Whatever

by Dangerous G April 12, 2004

hangover

What I have today. But I WON'T be going to Hardees

Today I have a hangover because I got drunk last night

by Dangerous G April 14, 2004

Shower Rescue

A game. When a girl is taking a shower, you burst in and 'rescue' her, take her to 'safety'

(Girl taking shower, I burst in)

Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine

by Dangerous G April 13, 2004

fred durst

A talentless, cock-sucking, social cling-on who talks shit, has no balls and can't get laid. Makes himself out to be a tough guy, but I would bet good money that most 150lbs weaklings could dish the hurt on him with little or no effort. If I ever saw him I would beat the shit into his smug face, shit in that stupid cap he wears and set fire to his clothes. For added value, I'd whip out my cock and piss all over him shouting "Hey look! I'm pissing on Fred Durst". Then I'd bet most people would join in

Fred Durst: Back the fuck up!
Weakling: BOO!
Fred Durst: I have to go now, I've just shat my stupid pants

by Dangerous G March 25, 2004

Hardees

A shit fastfood joint that sells rancid burgers drenched in sauce and minging fries that taste like soap. I always seem to eat from there when I'm hungover though...

I just ate some Hardees because I got shit-faced last night and it seemed like a great idea at the time. I now feel as though I've been licking a dogs anus. Pretty sure I'll be shitting for a week now...

by Dangerous G April 13, 2004

spit roast

A 3-some involving 2 guys and a girl - one guy goes 'heads' the other 'tails', you figure it out!

Guy 1: I'll go in the mouth...
Guy 2: ...and I'll go in the peach (or chocolate)
Girl: Mmmphngggghmpph!!!

by Dangerous G February 8, 2004

tackle bag

Any 'undesirable' female you manage to score with, one that you can practice all your moves on (and any dirty stuff) for when you manage to hook up with a hottie, the idea being that no matter how bad/dirty you were, you're not really looking to hook up this particular girl again

Guy 1: Mate, that chick you took home last night was nasty
Guy 2: I know, she was a tackle bag

by Dangerous G February 7, 2004