Dan Fox's definitions

spoff

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

by Dan Fox August 13, 2003

Cuntox

The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".

I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

mullered

How one feels after taking a lot of ecstacy and / or amphetamines.

We were all mullered when we got back from Bullet Proof at 7am.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

fandabbydosey

Expression of delight or approval popularised by the character "Jimmy Cranky" on British children's television during the 1980's.

I have a crisp new one pound note for you to spend on gay porn little Jimmy.

FANDABBYDOSEY!!!!!!

by Dan Fox August 20, 2003

diamond

1. Adj. Good, honourable.
2. Noun. A tablet of Viagra (or equivalent).

1. He's a diamond geezer.
2. Have you got any diamonds? I'm feeling a bit nervous about tonight.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

shag tag

A hicky received during sexual intercourse.

Is that a shag tag on your neck or were you playing with the hoover?

by Dan Fox June 3, 2003

keks

British slang term for underpants.

I had to peel my keks off I'd had them on for so long.

by Dan Fox June 12, 2003