Knackered

1. Exhausted
2. Sexually spent
3. Reprimanded
4. Broken / malfunctional
1. I was knackered when I got in from work.
2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.
3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really knackered.
4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more knackered than ever.
by Dan Fox June 12, 2003
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Cuntox

The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".
I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
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botch job

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.
The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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Drive Safe

A word used by Pastor Dan to wish his students well. A term that is equivalent to "Have a great day." or "Stay out of trouble." General used at the end of Xanga enteries.
by Dan Fox December 01, 2004
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cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.
P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
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champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.
I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...
by Dan Fox September 10, 2003
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beerhoea

Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer.
I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of beerhoea in it.
by Dan Fox August 15, 2003
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