scoot

Verb: describes when a dog rubs its dirty anus along the carpet to dislodge clagnuts. See also scoot ass.

We will have to train Rover not to scoot in the lounge before we buy new carpet.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

hoof

A verb to describe the smoking of marijuana.

I love to hoof a fat joint the moment I wake up.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

chalk

London expression for coke (cocaine)

That's mighty fine chalk you've managed to acquire from Bristol.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

hoofer

A heavy marijuana smoker.

Tom has copius amounts of skunk. He's the biggest hoofer I know.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

humdinger

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

switch

A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.

#1 Are you dom or sub?
#2 I like both. I'm switch.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003