Dan Fox's definitions

GATSO

Short for "Gatsometer" - a Dutch made "photographic trap" system used in the UK and Europe to identify speeding motorists. The GATSO traps are unmanned and take a photo of the rear of the speeding vehicle.

"Gatsometer BV" was founded in 1958 by Maurice Gatsonides, who was a famous rally driver and invented the "Gatsometer". This was the world's first reliable speed measuring device.

Fucking GATSO camera photographed me speeding on the A449. I wish those cunting police officers would invest more time and money in catching burglars instead of implementing another of the government's plethora of stealth taxes.

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

stag do

See stag - refers to a male only social event prior to a man's marriage.

We're going to Newcastle for Paddy's stag do.

by Dan Fox August 5, 2003

champers

Champagne. See also bubbly,cris,moet,and bolly.

La de fucking dah get the fucking champers out I want to get pissed up.

by Dan Fox July 7, 2003

scoot

Verb: describes when a dog rubs its dirty anus along the carpet to dislodge clagnuts. See also scoot ass.

We will have to train Rover not to scoot in the lounge before we buy new carpet.

by Dan Fox April 27, 2006

tidy

Wales, Britain: Used to describe something, someone or some situation that is good or pleasing.

#1 Did you sort out those diamonds?
#2 Yes, here it is.
#1 Tidy as fuck like.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

quimga

something with idiotic attributes or relating to moronic thoughts or ideas

That quimga stole my car! Kill him!

by Dan Fox July 13, 2004

top

Northern England: Fun, good, pleasurable, or pleasing.

Ai lad, that were a top night out.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003