Dan 's definitions

rogan

to take something good and ruin it

you just turned that perfectly good sandwhich into a rogan

by dan April 26, 2004

TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.

That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.

by dan June 25, 2004

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

to leave, pass out, good bye

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"

by Dan February 7, 2003

pizza bagel

An Italian person who is also a Jew.

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.

by Dan January 31, 2005

rail

Cheap liquor, kept close at hand near the bar rail

I can't afford a Jack&Coke, so you'd better make it rail.

by dan September 28, 2004

chunt

Derived from the words 'Chode' and 'Cunt'. When added together becoming 'Chunt', meaning a Cunt that is wider than it is deep.

"Andrew is such a chunt."
"Sally has a chunt."
"Her chunt is so fucking wide, and not at all deep! What the hell gives!"

by Dan January 21, 2005

staggalee

from Stagger Lee, the nickname for Lloyd Price, convicted for killing a man for taking his hat during a political argument. Commonly used to describe someone who has a very short fuse

Don't be a stagalee, I was just joking!

by Dan April 4, 2005