Dan's definitions

knucklefucker

A man who masterbates

John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.

by Dan March 2, 2005

Casting Call

When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".

1: I had a threesome with Jane and Dick
2: Really? I wasn't aware they were casting?

by Dan February 4, 2004

shonk

Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.

Shonk, is a wonderful guy.

by Dan August 19, 2003

Fucktard

An even more satisfying way to make fun of a retard. Notice the clever usage of both "fuck" and "tard". Ranks right up there with "spork" as the most cleverly-combined set of words ever.

That kid is a real fucktard.

by Dan December 23, 2003

Tushie

The funniest word that has ever existed. Impossible to say and not laugh.

My tushie hurts because I fell on it.

by Dan December 23, 2003

JR

WWE Commentator and Oklahoma native Jim Ross

"Bah Gawd Austin took out that sumovabitch Jericho"

by Dan November 27, 2003

spazclarrt

a reduced or condensed version of the two common jibes "spaz" and "clarrt", both of which are also shortened forms of insults. Spaz being the shortened version of spastic. Clarrt being the short for of razzclot (razz clot being the Jamaican name forthe chunky part of menstral blood).

Spazzclarrt is used by clever people who are talking to white-wide-boys-who-think-they're-black to take the piss by introducing a clearly stupid new piece of urban vocabulary in the hope it will be used in the presence of some real bad ass mother fucker, thereby causing said wannabe white wide boy to be revealed for the numpty he / she is and leading to their ejection from the group.

"We was rinsin dis mash op rave was gabba innit blod"

"safe spazclarrt"

by dan November 26, 2004