Dan's definitions

simpsons

A once wonderfully intellegent show full of satire and wit, now sold out to the stupidity of loyal fans who know, deep down in their hearts that the Simpsons have died and have been replaced with bullshit.

Daaamn girr'l, you still watch that shit?

by Dan April 4, 2004

Upperdecking

Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush

That bitch pissed me off, so I upperdecked her shitter

by Dan April 5, 2004

black angus

a type of beef that comes from a breed of black hornless cows from Scotland

I'll order the black angus steak please.

by Dan April 5, 2004

Amish Thunder

A Quaker from Pennsylvania who has crab infested skills in all he does

I said grass you to Amish Thunder and he broke out his crazy sick ninja skills

by dan April 7, 2004

noobeh

AOL-speak for newbie, used by lamewads to insult other lamewads.

OMG I R GET PUNTED LIKE A NOOBEH! FUX U. kthxbye.

by Dan April 8, 2004

Delta Coke

A name used for someone who is quite coked up and may behave in a rude and hyperactive manner.

We call my friend "Delta Coke" cuz he is really loud and coked the shit up.

by Dan April 9, 2004

heinz

Where Kerry gets all his campaign money

It's not blood money, it's ketchup money

by Dan April 10, 2004