Dan's definitions

fipod

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.

Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.

Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?

Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.

by Dan May 19, 2005

rice

a gay civic

fast and the furious

by dan April 28, 2003

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Gay Lord

Gay lord, or gaylord as it is more commonly know is someone with persieved male homosexual tendancies and/or it is an insult that is best served between the ages of 8 and 15 for it's full pain to sting. In later life it is more of a humorous thing to say in a retrospective 'it's all right' kind of way.

Stop that you gaylord or when the teacher go's we're going to smack you.

That was a rubbish throw you 'gaylord'

by Dan December 29, 2003

aztlan

California, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas. The home of the Mexican people before the Anglos stole it from us.

Aztlan will reclaim what is rightfully ours.

by dan July 26, 2003

plethora

1. More than a few.
2. A quantity in excess of what is actually practical; an exorbitant amount.
3. Lots.
4. Tons.

Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

by Dan February 23, 2004

Troll

1.Someone who lives under bridges
2.A retarded mouth breather with unibrow who talks like a fag

Holy shit that Zach kid is a damn swamp ass troll!

by Dan December 19, 2003