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Jiggle McJiggleton

Term for defining the fettest of the fetty. Usually used to sarcastically describe people who think they are extremely overweight but in reality they are just average.
"I don't know if I should eat this."
"Go ahead, Jiggle McJiggleton, you're fat enough anyway."
by dan October 27, 2004
mugGet the Jiggle McJiggletonmug.

3000GT

Sports car made by Mitsubishi Motors. It was discontinued in 1999. Many import enthusiasts overlook this car, as it has not been featured in either of the The Fast and The Furious movies. The car is beautiful, and the style is better than most of the cars in the market today. The top-end model of the 3000GT is the VR-4, which is a twin-turbocharged 3.0L engine. The style of the car is so perfect, that many bodykit makers such as Veilside have very inconspicous kits available, instead of the over-the-top kits they offer for cars such as the Lancer Evolution.
Mitchell's green 3000GT is friggin' sick.
by Dan February 27, 2004
mugGet the 3000GTmug.

fucks yeaher

when ur really happy and u bust
timmy:tiffany said get a condom and she will fuck u
Johnny:fucks yeaher
by dan March 14, 2005
mugGet the fucks yeahermug.

Mijir

Mijir - A derogitory word used in the south of the United States to offend black midgets
If you see a black midjet walking down the street, and you call him a mijir, he will kick your ass.
by Dan April 4, 2005
mugGet the Mijirmug.

chunky

the feeling that one is about to deliver a tramp's breakfast
uh-oh, I must have had a bad pint.
by dan November 26, 2004
mugGet the chunkymug.

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack
His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot
by Dan November 19, 2003
mugGet the tea bagsmug.

Tardbarn

the place where the stupid kids in your class go. there are 3 types:
extreme: the kind that are proud of going to the romper room. they are more than proud to mention they need extra time on tests, and can't comprehend simple topics. also, extremes will proudly put it in your face, that they go to "support study" where someone does their homework for them.

warriors: they are the kind that will constantly do things wrong, and get in fights. they do this for one sole reason, they can't get in trouble. everytime one screws up, they go to the tardbarn and they are safe. these are the ones that are the most annoying.

escapee's: these ones are tough to deal with, because they dont think they belong in the tardbarn. they will be in regular classes, and somehow you always get stuck with them in your group. they will never get an answer right, and they are always acting like they care. they will try so hard to solve things, and unforutnately for everyone they are convinced they can be mainstreamed. generally it is apparent that they are not ready for actual learning, and should go home to the tardbarn.

The tardbarn is a very interesting place, and it will be almost immediate that you are able to categorize someone that is in the room. Girls tend to end up in the escapee category much more often. Thugs in the warrior section. The dumbest of all of them end up in the Extreme area, because they realize they can't do real work.
Every school has it, the room for retards. Many names are used, including: tardbarn, romper room, sped shed.
by dan February 14, 2005
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