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United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
by Dan January 29, 2005
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taking back sunday

untalented emo band made popular by the corporate whores seen on MTV. some key features include cliched pseudo-intellecual lyrics, elementary guitar skills, basic drum beats and bass lines. but you can mostly recognize them by their horrible vocalist, teenage girls try to say, "hes just expressing his emotions" no hes whining like a little pussy, theres a difference. a man who expresses his emotions is Maynard James Keenan of "Tool" and "A Perfect Circle". retarded musically inept people will say "goths listen to Tool, therefore everyone in Tool are freaks and you become one by listening to them". but people seem to forget that most of the best artists in history were insane. and maynard only acts weird on stage, hes a normal person off stage.
Taking Back Sunday is just a fad, like NSYNC was about 6 years ago. In a few years, they will have vanished from the whole scene, Tool will be remembered.
by Dan January 28, 2005
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budgee smugler

Speedo like dick togs that reveal the outlne of the male organs due to their tight fit.
For fuck sake, don't wear your budgee smuglers down on Bondi beach with those other gaylords.
by Dan January 27, 2005
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Word On Bizz

To put emphasis on whatever follows the saying Word on Bizz!

Most often said by the speakers of the Dan/Mike/Pale Language! The most recent member to speaking this language is Jess! She is currently in the process of the MADE program.

For future reference or inqusitions on any other words spoken in this language, refer to Dan, Mikey, or Pale!

For good laughs see Kevin Duong lol!
Word on bizz we need some pizza up in this jawns ... early!
by Dan January 24, 2005
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santa job

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.
"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
by Dan January 23, 2005
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suggle

like a snuggle, nice hug ^_^ only 100% better
Kelsi is fun to suggle ^_^
by Dan January 22, 2005
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flood

In Halo 2, Flood are parasites that infect any living organism, taking over their motor functions. The Flood parasite uses the host to reproduce its spores. Since they do not discriminate between various speciaes, the Flood will fight both the humans and the Covenant.
The Flood are one of the most formidable enemies you'll encounter.
by Dan January 21, 2005
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