Dan's definitions

astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.

Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.

by Dan November 4, 2003

Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.

Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.

by Dan April 14, 2009

pale saint

a white skinned Catholic

Most Irish people are pale saints

by dan May 14, 2003

Amish Thunder

A Quaker from Pennsylvania who has crab infested skills in all he does

I said grass you to Amish Thunder and he broke out his crazy sick ninja skills

by dan April 7, 2004

trueno

a car that is slower than a levin

"my levin will leave ur trueno for dust"

by Dan July 30, 2003

Doja

A smooth-sounding funky -soul band from Las Vegas with the Valdez brothers on vocals.

Did you hear the slick drummer on the Doja CD?

by Dan December 7, 2003

Hicky

a black and blue mark on the neck caused by dating someone that is way too immature!!!

I knew my son should not have dated that young girl, she gave him a stupid hicky

by dan December 27, 2003