Definitions by Dan

switch bitch 

Another word for receptionist or secretary

We are getting too many phone calls coming in, where is the switch bitch?

switch bitch by Dan July 29, 2005

Mullet-millionaire 

A person who has become rich through a lottery win or some other type of windfall - not involving hard work or inheritance.

What a stinky cunt faced lucky mullet-millionaire cunt

Mullet-millionaire by Dan July 18, 2005

made 

To have been seen, to have been found out, by law enforcement.

To have been found out by a criminal who's house you're trying to raid, if you're in law enforcement.

"You have been made, expect a visit soon"

"The guy we where trying to bust made us and came out shooting"

made by Dan July 9, 2005

craptasmic 

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

craptasmic by Dan June 24, 2005

IT 

Short for "information technology". Synonymous with MIS or CIS, which is "management/computer information systems." Term used to loosely describe computers and the management of information.

IT professionals are often looked down upon as non-social beings who fix computers all day. IT, in reality, is anything related to using technology to store and analyze information.

"The IT department is full of computer geeks."

IT by Dan June 9, 2005

cingular 

The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.

"Cingular's logo is called Jack."

cingular by Dan June 9, 2005

Motorola 

One of the largest manufacturers of mobile phones, semiconductors, and other electronic equipment.

Motorola is often known for making cellular phones, such as the RAZR or StarTAC. They produced the first cell phone, sometimes called the "brick" for it's brick-like shape and weight.

Other products include radios, PowerPC computer processors, and semiconductors.

"Hello Moto!" is the company's motto.

Motorola by Dan June 9, 2005