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A hicky received during sexual intercourse. Synonym of shag tag and bunkup badge.
Where did you get that fuck suck from mate? It looks like a rabid badger has tried to bite your head off.
by Dan Fox June 30, 2003
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1. Exhausted
2. Sexually spent
3. Reprimanded
4. Broken / malfunctional
1. I was knackered when I got in from work.
2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.
3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really knackered.
4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more knackered than ever.
by Dan Fox June 12, 2003
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I had to peel my keks off I'd had them on for so long.
by Dan Fox June 12, 2003
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An organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetrosexuals wishing to meet new potential partners.

Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.

At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.

Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.
I went on a speed date and nobody likes me.
by Dan Fox July 30, 2003
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American abbreviation of Video Cassette Recorder. Device that plays and records moving images and sound on vhs cassette tapes.
Is your vcr still working? I have some excellent Bangladeshi animal porn.
by Dan Fox June 12, 2003
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Typically a reference to Bollinger Special Cuvée Champagne. 60% Pinot Noir, 25% Chardonnay, 15% Pinot Meunier.
I'm afraid the best champagne they do in this bar is only bolly, but it's pretty cheap at thirty eight quid a bottle.
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
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A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.
Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?
by Dan Fox July 28, 2003
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