Da Vin Chee's definitions

Burnt

An ugly girl that is known around the neighborhood for having unattractive facial features.

Dude 1: "Yo man! Did you take that chick back to your place last night or what?"

Dude 2: "Which chick? The one from the party?? Hell no son! That bitch is burnt! I was just hella drunk!"

Dude 1: "Word"

by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

So Excite

A term coined by the infamous Borat Sagdiyev, which is used to describe a feeling of joy and excitement. This term is best used with a thick Kazakh accent.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, aren't you going out on a date with that hot chick from the club?"

Dude 2: "Hell yeah! I'm so excite!!" (with Kazakh accent)

Dude 1: "There's no way you're gonna get laid talking like that."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Give it a flirt

To flirt physically, as in touching and other non-verbal flirting actions.

Dude 1: "Dude I wanna go flirt with that girl but it's loud up in this club!"
Dude 2: "Say what? Ohh... Yeah son just go up to her and give it a flirt!"
Dude 1: "I'm gonna be all up in that ass!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Up-gurr-ade

When a guy gets with a gurr (girl) who is much better looking than his ex-girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Hey dogg! Did you see your homey's new gurr?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son, that bitch is a major up-gurr-ade compared to his last chick"
Dude 1: "No shit, he went from a Pinto to a Benz!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Friend Stealer

Someone, usually of the other sex, that spends a lot of time with one of your friends, hogging them away from you. Friend stealers usually become that person's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Dude, how come he's not hanging out with us anymore? I've been calling him up all week!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Clinton special

Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.

Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010