Da Vin Chee's definitions

Friend Stealer

Someone, usually of the other sex, that spends a lot of time with one of your friends, hogging them away from you. Friend stealers usually become that person's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Dude, how come he's not hanging out with us anymore? I've been calling him up all week!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Clinton special

Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.

Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Fast food bag dump off

When someone throws fast food bags out the window of their car because it is filled with them and they are too lazy to find a trash can.

Dude 1: "Dude I found a whole bunch of fast food bags in the bushes outside my house..."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Give it a flirt

To flirt physically, as in touching and other non-verbal flirting actions.

Dude 1: "Dude I wanna go flirt with that girl but it's loud up in this club!"
Dude 2: "Say what? Ohh... Yeah son just go up to her and give it a flirt!"
Dude 1: "I'm gonna be all up in that ass!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Under the desk special

When a secretary performs fellatio on her boss from underneath his work desk.

Dude 1: "Dude the boss wouldn't let me in his office and his secretary was gone, kinda weird..."
Dude 2: "You didn't know? He gets under the desk specials every other day around three o'clock"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Upstanding citizen

A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.

Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010