Da Vin Chee's definitions

Gurr

Another term for "girl", used commonly in slang.

Dude: "Wat up gurr? Where you from?"
Dudette: "Who talks like that?? Get away from me!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Overdraft rip off

When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.

Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."

by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010

Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Retired gamer

Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.

Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."

by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010

Upstanding citizen

A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.

Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Courtesy dwi wave

A wave similar to the courtesy wave, done while driving under the influence. This wave is often done with the hand that is holding the container of alcohol because the other hand is firmly holding the steering wheel.

Dude 1: "I heard you almost got in an accident last night."
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, we were so drunk! The dude that was driving cut off this van and almost ran into him! He stuck his beer can out and waved sorry to the guy though."
Dude 1: "At least he gave him a good courtesy dwi wave..."

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Powerful figure

Term referring to a man's strong physique. A man with a powerful figure has the stature and the brute strength to knock his opponents off their feet or intimidate them with his tenacious attitude. This term is mostly used in sports or competitions

Martin Tyler: "Here comes the powerful figure of Adriano..."

by Da Vin Chee January 4, 2010