Da Vin Chee's definitions

Overdraft rip off

When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.

Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."

by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010

Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Upstanding citizen

A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.

Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Burnt

An ugly girl that is known around the neighborhood for having unattractive facial features.

Dude 1: "Yo man! Did you take that chick back to your place last night or what?"

Dude 2: "Which chick? The one from the party?? Hell no son! That bitch is burnt! I was just hella drunk!"

Dude 1: "Word"

by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

Dickety dick

A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.

Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"

Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"

by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

Throw it down like shit in the mouth

When you are ready to throw it down and give it your all plus a little extra, regardless how fucked up it might be.

Dude 1: "So he was fucking with your girl right?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son! He's gonna pay!"
Dude 1: "You gonna show him up?"
Dude 2: "I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude, don't go that far, just knock him out, that should teach him"

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Ghetto Toasted

The act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how'd that house catch on fire?"

Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"

by Da Vin Chee December 9, 2009