Da Vin Chee's definitions

Throw it down

To rap, spit on the mic and bust some rhymes. This term is commonly used when free-styling or battling.

Dude 1: "Ready it to throw it down this weekend at the party?"
Dude 2: "Dude I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Alright chill out, just come through and bust a few rhymes, no need to go too far..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Gurr

Another term for "girl", used commonly in slang.

Dude: "Wat up gurr? Where you from?"
Dudette: "Who talks like that?? Get away from me!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Drink police

A person among a group of friends who ensures that everyone has had their dose of alcohol. It's always good to have a booze bouncer while the drink police is around.

Dude 1: "So how is school going?"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"

by Da Vin Chee January 19, 2010

Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.

Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Booze coordinator

A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.

Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Under the desk special

When a secretary performs fellatio on her boss from underneath his work desk.

Dude 1: "Dude the boss wouldn't let me in his office and his secretary was gone, kinda weird..."
Dude 2: "You didn't know? He gets under the desk specials every other day around three o'clock"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009