Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011
Guy: "I just got accepted to Harvard, baby!"
Girl: "Well why don't you go upstairs?"
Guy: "Huh?"
Girl: "I'm gonna rock your world with some epic victory sex!"
Girl: "Well why don't you go upstairs?"
Guy: "Huh?"
Girl: "I'm gonna rock your world with some epic victory sex!"
by Da Sperminator June 19, 2011
Guy- "Somebody tell the foreign exchange kid that it's not pronounced Keh dollar sign Ha. Also, turn that gay shit off!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
(n.) the slut you fuck on a regular basis, but would never even consider dating; friends with benefits.
Guy 1- "Yo, are you and Jill dating man? You're always over there!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"
Guy 2- "No way, bro! She's just my slutfriend, I don't do that dating thing!"
by Da Sperminator February 08, 2011
Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"
Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"
Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."
Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"
Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."
Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
(n.) A Designated Kings Deck is the deck of cards you use exclusively for playing the drinking game Kings. A DKD is often selected to prevent other, nicer decks from destruction and beer splattering.
Guy 1- "Yo, I found cards, let's play some Kings!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011
Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"
by Da Sperminator June 19, 2011