Da Milkman's definitions
A "56k Warning" is a nice way of telling someone they might stand a chance of a black hole opening up inside of their home if they use dialup and try to access a site bogged down with images or videos.
Basically if you're in that 16% of people who use dialup, you need to watch out for these.
Basically if you're in that 16% of people who use dialup, you need to watch out for these.
DSL / Cable: HAHAHA! These videos have such a high comedic value. I'm going to post them.
Dialup: Hey! Videos with comedic values?! I want to see! *Clicks*
Dialup: Oh noes! I ignored the 56k warning CLEARLY posted!
*Black hole opens up and sucks out the persons living room*
DSL / Cable: lol?
Dialup: Hey! Videos with comedic values?! I want to see! *Clicks*
Dialup: Oh noes! I ignored the 56k warning CLEARLY posted!
*Black hole opens up and sucks out the persons living room*
DSL / Cable: lol?
by Da Milkman May 24, 2009
Get the 56k Warningmug. A game that used to be good, until the people who make Warrock decided to prefer payed users instead of the die-hard free users that used to have fun playing. Now free players are restricted to horrible guns, and cannot download as many custom maps or content. Filled with hackers who can't play the right way, crying 10 year old children, and idiots who like to make movies and lag out the game. Warrock is a more expensive knock-off of Battlefield 2, only instead with crappier graphics and non-existent armies.
Person 1: Hey man want to play some Warrock?
Person 2: Why? So I can get bitched at by some child who claims I'm a hacker since I shoot him in the head for hiding in the same spot?
Person 2: Why? So I can get bitched at by some child who claims I'm a hacker since I shoot him in the head for hiding in the same spot?
by Da Milkman January 31, 2009
Get the Warrockmug. A store that sells average items made by cheap labor. Everyone seems to forget even those "small family stores" buy things that were made in laborious countries too.
Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive.
Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.
Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive.
Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.
Wal-Mart combines everything into one. Filled with normal people who complain for no real reason, as if they care about those "small stores" anyway.
by Da Milkman July 26, 2009
Get the Wal-Martmug. A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.
It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...
All because some ridiculous game.
It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...
All because some ridiculous game.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!
Me: Which version are they on?
Person 1: 5932!
Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?
Person 1: No. ;_;
Me: Which version are they on?
Person 1: 5932!
Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?
Person 1: No. ;_;
by Da Milkman June 4, 2009
Get the Guitar Heromug. An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.
I just got dumped. Story of my life.
I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
I just got dumped. Story of my life.
I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
by Da Milkman July 1, 2009
Get the Story Of My Lifemug. A man who did not REALLY have tourettes, instead he acted like it for a while, then faked his death to stop having to bring shame on him and his family.
He's known to be funny, and spout random things, though it's all a big act.
It's another fad that people liked, then it got overboard.
He's known to be funny, and spout random things, though it's all a big act.
It's another fad that people liked, then it got overboard.
by Da Milkman July 5, 2009
Get the Tourettes Guymug. The "Ban Button" is a hypothetical button (though some network administrators and moderators actually have a key assigned to said feature), that more than often refers to banning someone from something for some particular reason.
The "Ban Button" can refer to a number of things, whether it be a button on a forum or game that bans, or a key that bans.
The origins are not entirely sure of.
The "Ban Button" can refer to a number of things, whether it be a button on a forum or game that bans, or a key that bans.
The origins are not entirely sure of.
Person 1: I'm trolling you!
Admin: *Presses the "Ban Button".*
Person 1: Aww! I'm so angry now I'm going to threaten to take down this site with my bare hands yet I will not do anything because deep down inside I'm scared!
Admin: *Presses the "Ban Button".*
Person 1: Aww! I'm so angry now I'm going to threaten to take down this site with my bare hands yet I will not do anything because deep down inside I'm scared!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
Get the Ban Buttonmug.