Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)
by Doug May 20, 2008
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topper

when you shit in the top part of the toilet. adding weeks of misery to your victim.
I dropped a topper in the tank of my best friend.
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hoedad

A Hoedad is a tool used to plant trees. The Hoedads Cooperative was a unique social and political workforce whose members consciously or unconsciously partook in a restoration and healing of the northwest timber industry that too often was (and still is) motivated by greed instead of sustainable and sound practices.
When I was a hoedad my hands had thick callouses.
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doy

Doy.
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Greasy Viking

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."
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rebel

someone who uses cash
In todays society, it is the person who uses cash who is rebelling agoinst the modern world.
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pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".
One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!
by Doug March 12, 2004
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